An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 At least going by your description the kebab didn't fall to the floor I wish it had, then I might have been able to use my hands to break my fall and save my face. It was pointless saving it after all. I got helped to my neighbour, Isobel's, who's a nurse. She patched my face up as best she could but I was bleeding too much and my mouth was too sore to even think 'Kebab for Tea'! It's still sitting in it's box in the fridge..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I wish it had, then I might have been able to use my hands to break my fall and save my face. It was pointless saving it after all. I got helped to my neighbour, Isobel's, who's a nurse. She patched my face up as best she could but I was bleeding too much and my mouth was too sore to even think 'Kebab for Tea'! It's still sitting in it's box in the fridge..... Did you get sauce with it ? If so 50p for it ? That said hope yer face isn't too sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Carrying my kebab supper home Staurday night, I tripped on a kerb, fell on to my knees, refused to let go of my meal, thus landing on the backs of my hands scraping them, before the momentum sent me face first into the pavement. I now have a split lip, bruised chin and extensive grazing to the nose. My teeth still ache and it's too painful to eat anything more solid than soup! Fuckin OWWWWWWWWWWW! ouch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Did you get sauce with it ?If so 50p for it ? That said hope yer face isn't too sore That'd hurt even more I echo the sentiments in the last sentence tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 That said hope yer face isn't too sore Sadly it is - very! ouch Ouch indeed! I echo the sentiments in the last sentence tho Thanks for the vote of sympathy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Carrying my kebab supper home Staurday night, I tripped on a kerb, fell on to my knees, refused to let go of my meal, thus landing on the backs of my hands scraping them, before the momentum sent me face first into the pavement. I now have a split lip, bruised chin and extensive grazing to the nose. My teeth still ache and it's too painful to eat anything more solid than soup! Fuckin OWWWWWWWWWWW! You are genuinely a couple of missed mortgage payments away from being an actual tramp aren't you? You always see bearded drunks with cuts and grazes wandering about trying to gain access to Wetherspoons at 10am for their morning 'DT-buster'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Carrying my kebab supper home Staurday night, I tripped on a kerb, fell on to my knees, refused to let go of my meal, thus landing on the backs of my hands scraping them, before the momentum sent me face first into the pavement. I now have a split lip, bruised chin and extensive grazing to the nose. My teeth still ache and it's too painful to eat anything more solid than soup! Fuckin OWWWWWWWWWWW! I thought my fast food related disaster was bad, but that takes the biscuit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 You are genuinely a couple of missed mortgage payments away from being an actual tramp aren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 You are genuinely a couple of missed mortgage payments away from being an actual tramp aren't you? Well thanks for your commiserations and sympathy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Well thanks for your commiserations and sympathy! If it's sympathy you want don't get pished and fall over, ya auld mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 If it's sympathy you want don't get pished and fall over, ya auld mess. If I had been pished you'd be right to point and laugh. The fact was, I wasn't pished. It was a genuine accidental trip over the kerb. If I'd been pished, perhaps it wouldn't have hurt so much! Now go back to carrying the drunken missus across pub car parks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 If I had been pished you'd be right to point and laugh. The fact was, I wasn't pished. It was a genuine accidental trip over the kerb. If I'd been pished, perhaps it wouldn't have hurt so much! Lying b*****d - you've been pished since 1978. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Lying b*****d - you've been pished since 1978. Just think how bad it'll be when the hangover kicks in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Lying b*****d - you've been pished since 1978. I started drinking at 16 - so 1976! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 You mean 1920 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I have a letter saying it will be being paid by BACS and that it has been approved. They have confirmation of my course and uni on the letter too. Kinda hope it comes through soon as I need it to pay the next mortgage instalment. It turns out that Strathclyde hasn't confirmed my attendence and I'll have the money as soon as they do. Cash flow problems ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 My PC speakers are giving off white noise. How am i meant to own the world of internet pool without sound? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I've got £32 to my name. The nice people at the Student Loan Company gve me £87 in a few days so I have circa £120 to last me the month. If there is a God, please let Man U win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 (edited) My PC speakers are giving off white noise. How am i meant to own the world of internet pool without sound? On the plus side, you can now contact the dead and find out what happens in the future. Link just for Monster to click Edited October 1, 2007 by MarreZ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 The screen on my new mobile is fecked. Really not amused about it. It was fine one minute - then I got a text and all of a sudden my screen just breaks! Pain in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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