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Switched on the live big bash cricket this morning just at the end of the 9th over of the second innings. The Hurricanes were well behind but powering on so I had a wee look at William Hill who were offering 10-1 on them to win. By the time I logged in my account and stuck some funds in it was down to 13-2. Still won and earned a bit of cash but peeved I missed out on the bigger odds.
Have to pop over to RTBC and post I won £32 now.

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18 hours ago, Cerberus said:

What if you don't take your husband's last name?

Fucking Stone Age behavior.

My wife hasn't taken my surname. It's actually easier to change mine to hers over here but not sure I'd suit  9888.pngas my surname.

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23 hours ago, Jake Burns said:

Walnut Whips

 

a delightful bit of confectionary sullied only by that foul tasting abomination that perches on top. 

Walnut Whips (biting the top off with a bit of chocolate) is the only possible excuse for eating a walnut.  I remember the days when there was also a walnut inside on the base; eating the base with the walnut and some creamy stuff was actually worth buying them for.

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29 minutes ago, jmothecat said:

I've never understood the whole name change thing. If I was a woman I think I would consider changing my name to be anti-feminist or something.

The downside to a woman not changing her name is even more of a proliferation of kids with double-barreled surnames.

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I've never understood the whole name change thing. If I was a woman I think I would consider changing my name to be anti-feminist or something.

My sister kept her name but her children took their Dad's name which can get a bit confusing.
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3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:


My sister kept her name but her children took their Dad's name which can get a bit confusing.

My daughter has my wifes surname here in Japan but mine in the UK. Even I get confused!

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2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said:

Walnut Whips (biting the top off with a bit of chocolate) is the only possible excuse for eating a walnut.  I remember the days when there was also a walnut inside on the base; eating the base with the walnut and some creamy stuff was actually worth buying them for.

I bit off the crusty tip, spit it away and try and sook the creaminess out.

Any other behavior is gay.

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Gone for a swim, just nipped back into the changing rooms which were empty, but some guy has left his brand new iPhone sitting on top of all of his stuff. Literally nothing is in a locker.

Tempted to hand it into reception to teach the c*nt a lesson.

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Gone for a swim, just nipped back into the changing rooms which were empty, but some guy has left his brand new iPhone sitting on top of all of his stuff. Literally nothing is in a locker.

Tempted to hand it into reception to teach the c*nt a lesson.

Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym."
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Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym."


If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off.

Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone.
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16 minutes ago, deej said:

 


If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off.

Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone.

 

Hide his phone in a sock just to freak him out.

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