Honest_Man#1 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 6 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: These, and doctors' receptionists. "I'd like to make an appointment, please" "What's wrong with you?" "That's what I'd like a qualified doctor to tell me" A&E receptionists as well. Remember breaking my wrist for the second time and going in and this arsehole receptionist got seething that I'd assumed I'd broken my wrist, despite being in agony and having done it before so knowing exactly what it felt like. "What's happened?" "I think I've broken my wrist" "We'll be the judge of that, I asked you what happened" Twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Yellow school buses in Scotland. An Americanism too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I have lots of mince in the fridge and planned to make a cottage pie tomorrow. Now I may make burgers instead. Thank you mumsnbovrilnet x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 All the woman in my work are doing some stupid Friday weigh in thing to see how much weight they've lost in the week. They're all shrieking and hollering when they weight themselves. The worst of it is because of this the Friday breakfast roll run has stopped. Disgraceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsanorak Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 The wifes fondness to allocate me work to do in my day off. Love the sentences that start with "are you going to.. " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Packets of paracetamol etc. You open the pack and it's a lottery as to whether the folded up leaflet is at the side of the pack you've opened or not. If so, fine - you chuck it in the bin. If not, annoying - the bit of paper will inevitably hinder your attempts to put the blister-pack back in the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: All the woman in my work are doing some stupid Friday weigh in thing to see how much weight they've lost in the week. They're all shrieking and hollering when they weight themselves. The worst of it is because of this the Friday breakfast roll run has stopped. Disgraceful. Tamper with the scales so that they all seem heavier than they are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 All the woman in my work are doing some stupid Friday weigh in thing to see how much weight they've lost in the week. They're all shrieking and hollering when they weight themselves. The worst of it is because of this the Friday breakfast roll run has stopped. Disgraceful. Get this on Periscope! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, milton75 said: Packets of paracetamol etc. You open the pack and it's a lottery as to whether the folded up leaflet is at the side of the pack you've opened or not. If so, fine - you chuck it in the bin. If not, annoying - the bit of paper will inevitably hinder your attempts to put the blister-pack back in the box. This used to do my fucking head in as I always seemed to open them at the wrong end, then I discovered that the end of the box with the barcode on it has the leaflet so open at the other end and it's sussed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 All the woman in my work are doing some stupid Friday weigh in thing to see how much weight they've lost in the week. They're all shrieking and hollering when they weight themselves. The worst of it is because of this the Friday breakfast roll run has stopped. Disgraceful. Oh, you've lost how much? That's great Susan, well done you! Now shut the f**k up and get back to work, ya fat arsehole. It's only fair seeing as they've fucked the roll run and you'll need to go yersel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, sonsanorak said: The wifes fondness to allocate me work to do in my day off. Love the sentences that start with "are you going to.. " End the sentence with thwapsccchch (sound of boot connecting with pie) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: This used to do my fucking head in as I always seemed to open them at the wrong end, then I discovered that the end of the box with the barcode on it has the leaflet so open at the other end and it's sussed! Pleasing. I shall take this away and use it. If, however, I ever encounter a pack whereby this is not the case, I shall rain down my fury upon your head in the most horrific manner. x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 It appears you can only green dot posts now. What's that all about? Although I rarely red dot posts... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, jagfox99 said: It appears you can only green dot posts now. What's that all about? Although I rarely red dot posts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 hour ago, sonsanorak said: The wifes fondness to allocate me work to do in my day off. Love the sentences that start with "are you going to.. " It's not your wife it's pretty much every guys wife who does this. Seen as your off tomorrow can you....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Folk at quizzes that insist that their wrong answer is correct, particularly those that call it from their table for all to hear (granted that some can actually be correct on some technicality because of a lazy quizmaster reading out of an old book, but don't be a **** about it). That said, the humiliating descent from dignity when the quizmaster Googles it just for them and lets them know that they are indeed completely wrong can be glorious to watch. Actually, just folk that take quizzes far too seriously in general. I go to a regular one with the same teams each week and the competition between the consistently leading teams can be ridiculous (and often not in a nice way). Proper point or two separating them type stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Folk who can't throw kettles or shoes over a pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Folk who make out they're in the army when they're actually just a TA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: On a slightly related subject, I was at work last night and my Kiwi workmate asked me if there was any goods for him to pick up and I said "f**k all", to which he replied "f**k all, or none?" When I told him f**k all means none, he said that it means hardly any. Those crazy New Zillanders. f**k all definitely means none. Never speak to this man again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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