AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 People who think "standing up for what you believe in" is something to be admired no matter what. They have these visions of Gandhi, Martin Luther King or whoever in their head but, in reality, they're usually referring to some belligerent c**t who can't admit that they're wrong or that the opposing party may have a point, etc. f**k sake... ISIS are standing up for what they believe in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 The 35 mile bus journey from Elgin to Banff takes an hour and three quarters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I have a pain in my lower abdomen and various other symptoms. Thing is I've been tested for UTIs, STIs, inflammatory stuff and they're all coming up negative. Problem isn't going away and it's getting rather annoying now since it's now having an impact on my actual life. I'm thinking I might just punch myself in the stomach to take my mind off things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I think I've given myself food poisoning*. *exaggeration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Widge said: I have a pain in my lower abdomen and various other symptoms. Thing is I've been tested for UTIs, STIs, inflammatory stuff and they're all coming up negative. Problem isn't going away and it's getting rather annoying now since it's now having an impact on my actual life. I'm thinking I might just punch myself in the stomach to take my mind off things. What other symptoms? Sounds like it's probably Ebola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I think I've given myself food poisoning*. *exaggeration You should be more careful about what goes in your mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 What other symptoms? Sounds like it's probably Ebola. Isn't Bad AIDS usually the standard Dr P&B diagnosis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 The 35 mile bus journey from Elgin to Banff takes an hour and three quarters. Is it only 35 miles? My childhood memories of going to Banff are of the journey taking over an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Isn't Bad AIDS usually the standard Dr P&B diagnosis? Yes but I thought he should be let down gently. It's as clear a case of the bad AIDS I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You should be more careful about what goes in your mouth. Why do you make everything I say filthy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Why do you make everything I say filthy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Doing coursework, and turns out the International Organisation for Standardisation is abbreviated to ISO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Wummin phones up work all distressed. Turns out her neighbour's been having a few "episodes" recently and is a danger to herself and others but, every time the mental health people or polis turn up, she legs it and no one can catch her. But she's either drunk or high or whatever and has fallen asleep in the garden. So neighbour's taken this opportunity to phone us to get a mental health team out here now get her before she hurts herself or someone else. Moments like these can make or break a person's life so they get a chance of the help they need when they need it most. But, on the other hand, she sounds like a grass to me. So I told her to f**k off. Nae time for that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 36 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Why do you make everything I say filthy? Oh I'm sorry - try and puke up whatever it is. Or flush it out with vodka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I'm sorry - try and puke up whatever it is. Or flush it out with vodka. I think it's pork. Or jism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Brings me nicely to a story. Get on train at Waverley for a stag in Newcastle. Quickly notice the large group of attractive ladies next to us who are drinking also. Thinking this is gonnae be a great hour and a half train journey with a few quality wids. They got off at Haymarket The Edinburgh to Newcastle train doesn't stop at Haymarket. Cool story though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Brings me nicely to a story. Get on train at Waverley for a stag in Newcastle. Quickly notice the large group of attractive ladies next to us who are drinking also. Thinking this is gonnae be a great hour and a half train journey with a few quality wids. They got off at Haymarket You're father could have done their world a favour by getting off at Haymarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I think it's pork. Or jism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I think it's pork. Or jism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, Swarley said: 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Well now that you two have sprayed fluids over your screens, my work is done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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