Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Rat poison in the milk will teach them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: Every week, on Monday morning, I buy milk for the office. I buy it as I am in early and like a coffee but I am happy for everyone else to use it as its only 50p and its better than everyone buying their own and us having a fridge-full of cartons. What annoys me is that whilst everyone uses it, nobody (apart from one lady) even acknowledges that I buy it or says thank you. What REALLY pisses me off is that they use it and then leave it out on the desk in the main office to go warm and get spoilt, because they are too lazy to put it back. They are a bunch of c***s I'm gonnae use this line as a signature I think. The laziness of people knows no limit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Rat poison in the milk will teach them. Just go for Rat Milk... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: Yeah they do know as someone did once ask me as our work don't provide milk for us, the tight b*****ds. It doesn't matter that much, just a minor irritation I fancied moaning about Simply don't buy it for a week or two. Teach the c***s a lesson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Yeah they do know as someone did once ask me as our work don't provide milk for us, the tight b*****ds. It doesn't matter that much, just a minor irritation I fancied moaning about What do they do when you're on holiday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Or just tell them they are a bunch of c***s . Face the problem rather than greeting about it :-) But this is the thread for greeting about petty things like that. So I have. Just now, Scary Bear said: What do they do when you're on holiday? I dunno, never thought to ask 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What do they do when you're on holiday? Go wi him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 6 hours ago, wellinwigan said: Wid 22 hours for a 'wid' - disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 hand dryers where the motion sensor is pointed 4 inches from the hot air, and the motor only stays on 2 seconds.i used my trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Nandos - what's the big deal. Wife loves it. Full of everyone looking the same talking the same. Foods shit, place is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I have never had a Nandos. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Nandos isn't shit. Just vastly overrated for what you're getting. Had one once and it was ok but haven't been in one since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 16 minutes ago, throbber said: If you like peri chicken then it’s great. Prefer Peri Brown, Or at a push Gilpin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 56 minutes ago, throbber said: On the flip side of that, there is a big deal made about how much people dislike it as well. It’s fairly inoffensive and chicken and chips is a perfect meal for lots of people, there are far more offensive chain restaurants like the Filling station or Frank and Bennys. It becomes offensive when the people who frequent Nando's slip the word "cheeky" in front of it when telling you how utterly brilliant it is. A crime punishable by death in The People's Republic of Moonster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I have never had a Nandos. Me neither, but if I want to find 3rd rate footballers and chicken on the bone that’s where I’m heading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 22 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Just go for Rat Milk... MALK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Left the conference. Too many c***s. Start the thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 To add insult to injury, Sarah Brown (of the Big Phosphorous Conference, not the one I’ve just been to) has just emailed me about an Odour Management Course. Cheeky cow. World travels fast in the cement game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, The Moonster said: It becomes offensive when the people who frequent Nando's slip the word "cheeky" in front of it when telling you how utterly brilliant it is. A crime punishable by death in The People's Republic of Moonster. Agreed. In fact, the only word cheeky should precede is c*nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Left the conference. Too many c***s. Okay, I'll say it. "One fewer c**t now." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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