Ladyfan Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I've got fucking no chance of lasting until the night is over. I've had three cans (Three!) and I'm already feeling thon fuzzy headed way. I'll try and drink through it and see where that gets me.I wasnae even sure if I spelled three right, had to think about it for a moment. Those three (sp?) cans were consumed in the space of half an hour though so I'm still butch and manly. LIGHTWEIGHT. (although you probably won't get this till the morning coz your 4th can will have finished you off for the night) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 LIGHTWEIGHT. (although you probably won't get this till the morning coz your 4th can will have finished you off for the night) I'm not long in. Thje girl is well pissed off but I survived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My seratonin levels are depleted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My seratonin levels are depleted Loving the signature, Frame. My petty nag, well I don't have one. I'm well happy. Breakfast is getting cooked, I have a cold bottle of Stella, off work till I decide when I want to go back, The Shakemiester is here, and we are going to get drunk again today. *Helicopters penis* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I feel like I've been smashed in the face by a crowbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I feel like I've been smashed in the face by a crowbar. You weren't smashed in the face with a crowbar by any chance, were you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I feel like I've been smashed in the face by a crowbar. *lolzerz* Adam and Shakey are off to Tesco for some meat and veg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 You weren't smashed in the face with a crowbar by any chance, were you? I'm not even sure to be honest. I was taken home by my dad circa 3.30am, unable to speak or walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I've just checked my sent messages and there are words like 'love' being banded about in texts to my ex. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I think you should make the text in your signature bigger, Fudge. For what it's worth, you did seem to have a good night, and the sound from in your pocket was rather amusing too. I hope you've not forgotten your new job - although the back garden is still a no, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I hate myself, and want to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I ate myself, I am a pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I've just checked my sent messages and there are words like 'love' being banded about in texts to my ex.f**k. Ah, not good at all. Did she reply to any of them? I hated checking my phone after nights out on the lash - it was always with some trepidation that I did so! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ah, not good at all. Did she reply to any of them? I hated checking my phone after nights out on the lash - it was always with some trepidation that I did so! If I think I might have sent messages that I shouldn't, I just delete them all without reading. I live in blissful ignorance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I lost my phone last night, that's so fucking annoying. I think the wee pleb I was helping with the quiz machine in the pub nicked it. Either that or I flushed it down the toilet when I was taking a shit. I was pretty drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'm not even sure to be honest.I was taken home by my dad circa 3.30am, unable to speak or walk Aw bless! You're post-plastered posts on here are fab! Although you might think you want to die right now, think of the fun I have reading about your antics on a sunday!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'm not long in. Thje girl is well pissed off but I survived. Are you still in the dog house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I ate myself, I am a pie. I 'bate myself, I am a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 If I think I might have sent messages that I shouldn't, I just delete them all without reading. I live in blissful ignorance. I have a rather good habit of deleting all sent messages before going to sleep when blazing. However it isn't love that gets banded about, it is pure abuse. Then a week later you get someone asking why I said I hoped they would get raped by a bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I 'bate myself, I am a guy. I have a rather good habit of deleting all sent messages before going to sleep when blazing. However it isn't love that gets banded about, it is pure abuse. Then a week later you get someone asking why I said I hoped they would get raped by a bear. Anyone that knows you wouldn't even need to ask, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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