Miguel Sanchez Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, ajwffc said: 41 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Wolves goalie, Rui Patrício, wearing number 11. It looks wrong but he has a good reason for not wearing number 1. He went for number 11(plenty of other numbers available)in respect to the player that was number 1 last season retired in the summer with leukaemia. He has a good reason for not wearing #1 in that it's retired by the club, he doesn't have a good reason for wearing #11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Roundabouts that change the usual left hand as left/straight on to left only with no warning. Alloa area is particularly bad for this. It's probably more dangerous to change roads to this than to create a traffic flow system like this. Town planners just said f**k it let's not go with the Highway Code today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I am getting sick of folk bitching about "modern" hip hop all of a sudden because Eminem released an album. I am not a huge hip hop fan by any stretch of the imagination. I love a lot of stuff from the Golden Age as much as I love any other albums I own or listen to. I've enjoyed quite a bit of the Drill stuff coming out of South London over the last few years and I can see a pretty clear line from Wu-Tang through to Kendrick Lamar in production style and jazz influences that always perks my ear up but, in general, I don't talk about it as it's not my area of expertise. Yet, suddenly, Eminem released an album and so many folk I know, who never mention hip hop, ever, are going on about how good it is to have "proper" hip hop again and shitting on everything else that's currently available. I don't even mind Eminem but all his little fan boys, who listen to nothing but Stone Roses, Oasis and Neil Diamond 364 days of the year, getting a stawner because the guy they liked when they were 14 because he swore releases an album is doing my tits right in. Saw one guy, he's in his late 20s, bitching about the quality of lyrics in modern day hip hop and how he and his pals grew up with proper word smiths. f**k up mate. You grew up with Soulja Boi and 50 Cent. When I get back to Greenock I'm gonna chib him with a sharpened Erik B and Rakim vinyl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 On 9/15/2018 at 18:46, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: For some reason my Amex contactless is often declined in the Shell garage but goes through fine with Chip and Pin so rather than waste time doing both methods I just go for chip and pin in the petrol station. I had the police at the door recently as I'd forgotten to use contactless, chip & pin or cash after filling up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I had the police at the door recently as I'd forgotten to use contactless, chip & pin or cash after filling up. THIEF! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Swarley said: THIEF! Not sure how I managed it. Had gone in to pay and bought some munchies but must have said "no" when they asked if I had fuel as well. Bloody CCTV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I had the police at the door recently as I'd forgotten to use contactless, chip & pin or cash after filling up. I did that a few years back and they were at my door not long after I'd walked in the house. I just drove off and completely forgot to pay. Is what I said to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Need root canal I had that last month, I was shitting it. It was a doddle though, two teeth done in 15-20 mins, barely felt a thing. Of course it could be that the nerve was already dead. Either that or I'm hard as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 6 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: I had that last month, I was shitting it. It was a doddle though, two teeth done in 15-20 mins, barely felt a thing. Of course it could be that the nerve was already dead. Either that or I'm hard as f**k. In getting charged for 2 teeth for root canal on both.... 350 pound... https://dentistry.dundee.ac.uk/dundee-dental-hospital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: https://dentistry.dundee.ac.uk/dundee-dental-hospital 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 The 'honest mum' blogger on BBC Breakfast. Shut. The. f**k. Up. FFS!!! Topic being discussed (teenage pregnancy), yes, very important. Having some nobody who posts on the internet commenting as if they're some sort of 'expert'? f**k off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Women who do this should be kicked in the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 57 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Women who do this should be kicked in the pie Has she just farted? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Feminists complaining latest one is that phones are too big for their hands, nobody actually thought they might just have small hands. In fact feminists complaining about practically everything. as it doesnt suit their mindset/agenda starting to do my napper in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Seems to be lots of daft wee boys roaring about in cars that make loads of noise as if they're backfiring. Attention seeking tossers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Seems to be lots of daft wee boys roaring about in cars that make loads of noise as if they're backfiring. Attention seeking tossers.Montrose is an absolute nightmare for it, wee fannies in Corsas and Civics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, AL-FFC said: Feminists complaining latest one is that phones are too big for their hands, nobody actually thought they might just have small hands. In fact feminists complaining about practically everything. as it doesnt suit their mindset/agenda starting to do my napper in. That seems a very strange thing for anyone to get upset about. Women's hands are a fair bit smaller. If phones are getting bigger, as they are, that's going to be a nuisance. Some have said so. You can't just keep older, smaller phones, because they stop updating the software. What exactly is it you want these women to do? Grow bigger hands? Or just generally never be seen or heard unless it pleases you? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 On 17/09/2018 at 10:48, Shandon Par said: I had the police at the door recently as I'd forgotten to use contactless, chip & pin or cash after filling up. Was this around the time you and your wife went to a restaurant and 'forgot' to bring any method of payment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 For the last 3 weeks my girlfriend has been complaining of an ingrown toenail and I have told her every time to make a doctors appointment She waves it off repeatedly, now she’s sitting on the couch in agony, came off the phone to her pal, and now chooses to listen to her pal and has booked a doctors appointment, whilst moaning I should’ve reminded her to organise one. Hopefully the doctor prescribes a good boot in the pie. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, mizfit said: For the last 3 weeks my girlfriend has been complaining of an ingrown toenail and I have told her every time to make a doctors appointment She waves it off repeatedly, now she’s sitting on the couch in agony, came off the phone to her pal, and now chooses to listen to her pal and has booked a doctors appointment, whilst moaning I should’ve reminded her to organise one. Hopefully the doctor prescribes a good boot in the pie. Must have one of them old fashioned wee ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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