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She had a bit of personality about her and doesn't seem like a wannabe model like you usually get though.

Are you watching the same programme as me?

If you think she has personality then I pity the girls you meet in real life.

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out.

:lol::lol:

He's got 3/4 of a tank in there! :lol:

The AA have been phoned, although theyre apparently going to make him sign a damage disclaimer, still, :lol::lol: sums it up best!

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

Stick a tattie in the exhaust.

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I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.

What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.

And this soccerette is annoying.

Swollen glands.

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What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.
Swollen glands.

Could be his mate's knob? :unsure:

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I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.

What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.

And this soccerette is annoying.

It's called the uvula, and if it's swollen you just need to drink a lot of liquid.

I was once dehydrated after a sporting event, drinking afterwards and then vomiting, and it was swollen like a beach ball. I remember vividly going to a tutorial on Monday (the whole sorry incident began on a Saturday evening) and having to "lift" my uvula off the back of my tongue (with my tongue, not my fingers) before speaking. (Sunday I'd successfully managed to avoid everyone and just lie in my room making death noises, so I didn't know how bad it was.)

edit: this is assuming it's not swollen coz of some disease or something

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I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something.

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I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something.

Igor's just phoned me from a number that's not his own you know. Reach over and check his pockets. :P

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