Monster Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I like her. She looks a bit like a hamster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 She had a bit of personality about her and doesn't seem like a wannabe model like you usually get though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 She had a bit of personality about her and doesn't seem like a wannabe model like you usually get though. Are you watching the same programme as me? If you think she has personality then I pity the girls you meet in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Are you watching the same programme as me?If you think she has personality then I pity the girls you meet in real life. Fair point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Fair point I thought it was a bit cutting for this time of day, but I am ill so thought I'd get away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 St fucking Johnstone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked! Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out. He's got 3/4 of a tank in there! The AA have been phoned, although theyre apparently going to make him sign a damage disclaimer, still, sums it up best! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I thought it was a bit cutting for this time of day, but I am ill so thought I'd get away with it. Not at all, I like cutting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_russian Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked! Stick a tattie in the exhaust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size. And this soccerette is annoying. Swollen glands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size. Swollen glands. Could be his mate's knob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Could be his mate's knob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Could be his mate's knob? No, not at this time of day. Anyway, just found out it's called the uvula. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_russian Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Could be his mate's knob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Is this some kind of 'social backwards with VW Polos' society? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size. And this soccerette is annoying. It's called the uvula, and if it's swollen you just need to drink a lot of liquid. I was once dehydrated after a sporting event, drinking afterwards and then vomiting, and it was swollen like a beach ball. I remember vividly going to a tutorial on Monday (the whole sorry incident began on a Saturday evening) and having to "lift" my uvula off the back of my tongue (with my tongue, not my fingers) before speaking. (Sunday I'd successfully managed to avoid everyone and just lie in my room making death noises, so I didn't know how bad it was.) edit: this is assuming it's not swollen coz of some disease or something Edited January 12, 2008 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm still fúcked, I've used over 130 tissues in 24 hours (cue fnarr fnarr comments), I can't breathe properly, however the real reason for posting here is that I've lost my phone, I haven't a clue where it is, I'm sure I had it in the house earlier but it has vapourised or something. Igor's just phoned me from a number that's not his own you know. Reach over and check his pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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