tamthebam Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Anyway... on a more serious subject, it's really pissing me off how I have a 'lime & orange' tic tac box from which only one of the two types keeps coming out whenever I pour them out normally. Every single time is like a statistical anomaly even though they're well mixed, which is no use when I want the lime & orange combo and not one or the other (the whole f***ing point of buying them). Furthermore, it should Shirley be 'orange & lime', not 'lime & orange', right? And no, that is not a black rubber dildo. It is a keyboard wrist rest. "No, they're not rohypnol, they're tic-tacs, honest. And that's a keyboard wrist rest. And he isn't a gimp, he's just taking a lot of Covid precautions..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Think that's bad you should hear a Dutch man trying to say Greg, thought I was going to drown in phlegm. Bit like Scottish people trying to say the name Karl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 The wee blue coin thing in tesco that you put in to your chosen charity when you spend so much works for trolleys I don't have any. I'd need to go and get cash out and buy something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Bit like Scottish people trying to say the name KarlTo be fair, there's an R in it. My English classmate at uni was Carl but he pronounced it Kal. We just called him Carlos instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 11 hours ago, dumpweed said: They way Americans pronounce the name Craig as "Kreg" My wife is American and it took her about four years to get to grips with how to pronounce my name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 People who turn off the received message notification (blue tick) on Whatsapp. Sneaky fuckers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 cyclists at red lights (some of them do stop) trying to balance so they don't have to put their feet down. No doubt there's a tiny advantage to doing this in terms of acceleration but gravity thinks you're twats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 43 minutes ago, dumpweed said: People who turn off the received message notification (blue tick) on Whatsapp. Sneaky fuckers Was wondering today if this is possible. Seems so. Tremendous thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 59 minutes ago, dumpweed said: People who turn off the received message notification (blue tick) on Whatsapp. Sneaky fuckers Excellent tip, thanks. I also like it when I get a pop up alert for FB Messenger as it shows most of the content without me going into the app, making it look like I haven't read it yet. Now I have it for both. Lovely stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Narration on wildlife programs that tries to create a false sense of peril for the animals. Yes, Ewan McGregor I am looking at you in Stormborn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Wile E Coyote said: Narration on wildlife programs that tries to create a false sense of peril for the animals. Yes, Ewan McGregor I am looking at you in Stormborn "The seal manages to make a lucky escape..." "...for one more day at least" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 (edited) Coach Trip on Channel 4 is now Love Island on the road. I only had it on cause 15 to 1 was on before and I'd been watching the NFL on 5. Edited December 1, 2020 by The Golden God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, The Golden God said: Coach Trip on Channel 4 is now Love Island on the road. I only had it on cause 15 to 1 was on before and I'd been watching the NFL on 5. Coach Trip/Love Island is not the worst thing on that list. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Coach Trip/Love Island is not the worst thing on that list. Nominate Dee Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: Narration on wildlife programs that tries to create a false sense of peril for the animals. Yes, Ewan McGregor I am looking at you in Stormborn I've heard a rumour he's going to do voice overs in that fashion for the Roadrunner cartoons... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I see now it's December the radio stations have begun their annual force feeding of Christmas bilge down everyone's throats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Get DAB and get Absolute Radio on my man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: Get DAB and get Absolute Radio on my man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Get DAB and get Absolute Radio on my man. Except on Saturday mornings, which Frank Skinner and his crew of sychophants ruin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Except on Saturday mornings, which Frank Skinner and his crew of sychophants ruin. Aye weekdays only, I should've added. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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