Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 32 minutes ago, Ken Ickie said: Personal care suppliers on products such as shampoo and shower gel listing components such as eau and parfum when it is plainly water and perfume..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Why are you staying in two different houses? Social Security fraud usually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 14 hours ago, Ken Ickie said: Personal care suppliers on products such as shampoo and shower gel listing components such as eau and parfum when it is plainly water and perfume..... Not the brexit i voted for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 The word "veritable". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 21 hours ago, Ken Ickie said: Personal care suppliers on products such as shampoo and shower gel listing components such as eau and parfum when it is plainly water and perfume..... Some of my favourite "people are absolute marks" patter comes from such products. I love seeing completely made up, sciencey sounding terms like "contains thickenol for thicker looking hair" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Some of my favourite "people are absolute marks" patter comes from such products. I love seeing completely made up, sciencey sounding terms like "contains thickenol for thicker looking hair" See also products like razors or electric toothbrushes with nonsensical words in the model name. Gillette Mach 3 Premium Predator Turbo etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Predator Turbo He used to post on here. GBNF. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Folk on radio phone-ins. "I was just telling your producer..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 When at the table, people opening their mouth wider than they need to when forking food in. The result is you see the remnants of the previous mouthful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Everytime I order something to the work it comes after 5 when I'm home and the place is shut Everytime I order something to the house it comes before 5 when nobody is in. What is the point in places saying delivery Thursday arrive before 10PM, who is in the same place all day to wait on a delivery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Empty It said: Everytime I order something to the work it comes after 5 when I'm home and the place is shut Everytime I order something to the house it comes before 5 when nobody is in. What is the point in places saying delivery Thursday arrive before 10PM, who is in the same place all day to wait on a delivery? 75% of posters here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 55 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Folk on radio phone-ins. "I was just telling your producer..." I once flabbered Mrs Mullarkey's gast a few years back when we were traversing across the frozen wild teuchterlands of the north (between Huntly and Keith). We were listening to NECR in the car and it was a request show. She was about to phone in whilst the DJ (Jimmy McTeuchter) was blethering away. I said she would be better waiting until a some tractor advert or The Wurzels come on as she would be more likely to get the phone answered as it will only be Jimmy in the studio (his bedroom probably). Ignoring me, as always, she phones but no answer. However, as soon as the advert for sheep dip comes on, Jimmy answers the phone with a cheery "fit like ma quine, fit yi wintin?". Her face was an absolute painting. Spoiler (Guernica by Picasso) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: When at the table, people opening their mouth wider than they need to when forking food in. The result is you see the remnants of the previous mouthful. Not excusing this behaviour in any way but why are you watching them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Hotel breakfast this morning and the minute I walked in I smelt fousty fish. Right enough, some bugger eating a massive stinking kipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 23 minutes ago, GordonD said: Not excusing this behaviour in any way but why are you watching them? It's called social interaction. Looking at someone whilst talking to them is considered normal behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: It's called social interaction. Looking at someone whilst talking to them is considered normal behaviour. Staring into someone's mouth when they're eating is a pretty weird description of social interaction. Edited October 12, 2023 by RuMoore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 minute ago, RuMoore said: Staring into someone's mouth when they're eating is a pretty weird description of social interaction. You lads need to get out more often. I'm talking about people (and I know a few due to spending time with other people sometimes. It's a thing away from the net) who open their mouth something akin to a hippo so there's no need to stare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: You lads need to get out more often. I'm talking about people (and I know a few due to spending time with other people sometimes. It's a thing away from the net) who open their mouth something akin to a hippo so there's no need to stare. Nah, you just go out of your way to get upset at things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: It's called social interaction. Looking at someone whilst talking to them is considered normal behaviour. So you're talking with your mouth full? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, RuMoore said: Nah, you just go out of your way to get upset at things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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