Swarley Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can you love mine whilst you’re at it? I’m a bit busy this month. P&Bers pimping out their wives, this is certainly a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 6 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Not to mention the utter c***s who 'have to' park their SUV as close to the door as possible. I always slowly meander in front of them. Bonus points if you entered the car park behind the moron, parked in the first available place, and are sauntering into the shop while slowing them down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 6 hours ago, Swarley said: P&Bers pimping out their wives, this is certainly a new one. Can a man not ask for peace and quiet now and again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can a man not ask for a smoke free house now and again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 New work has the default internet browser of Bing, and you can't change. When I open a new window, have to click on Google which is in my favourites bar, every fucking time. The most searched thing on Bing is surely 'Where's Google' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 16 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: New work has the default internet browser of Bing, and you can't change. When I open a new window, have to click on Google which is in my favourites bar, every fucking time. The most searched thing on Bing is surely 'Where's Google' Hate to be the geek, but the browser is Edge, Bing is the search engine Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Hate to be the geek, but the browser is Edge, Bing is the search engine Shirley? Geek 1 Non-Geek 0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Lane hoggers on dual carriageways / motorways. Just fucking pull into the left now and again. The M8 westbound between Harthill and where it merges into three lanes, especially. Oh and pickup drivers, the kind of pimped up Ford Ranger types. If its not for work purposes then have a serious word with yourself. In fact even if it's for work purposes still have that same word. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, BukyOHare said: Lane hoggers on dual carriageways / motorways. Just fucking pull into the left now and again. The M8 westbound between Harthill and where it merges into three lanes, especially. Oh and pickup drivers, the kind of pimped up Ford Ranger types. If it’s not for work purposes then have a serious word with yourself. In fact even if it's for work purposes still have that same word. Just be thankful you have a reasonable MOT process to prevent shit like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 "unexplained fires are matter for the courts"...! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Getting a text about an online order, with a link to the delivery company tracking site which when you go to it, it gives you contradictory information. The message from the company I've ordered it from claims " "your item is with our delivery partner, you can track on their site using the link below". You do that. So far, so far... The tracking site says that just after 9.00 pm yesterday "your parcel has been collected"... but on the same page it says "we're sorry but we do not appear to have received your consignment from the sender". You can't get the staff nowadays! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Getting a text about an online order, with a link to the delivery company tracking site which when you go to it, it gives you contradictory information. The message from the company I've ordered it from claims " "your item is with our delivery partner, you can track on their site using the link below". You do that. So far, so far... The tracking site says that just after 9.00 pm yesterday "your parcel has been collected"... but on the same page it says "we're sorry but we do not appear to have received your consignment from the sender". You can't get the staff nowadays! Tell me you’re dealing with DHL without telling me you’re dealing with DHL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 15 minutes ago, TxRover said: Tell me you’re dealing with DHL without telling me you’re dealing with DHL? You might think that. You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 7 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: You might think that. You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment... F**kers texted me with a delivery window five hours ago...texted me in the middle of the window with news the package was one stop away...now it's 10 miles away and heading the other direction, and the delivery window expired...just saying! And I paid a bucket for this privilege, they were the only option! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 11 hours ago, TxRover said: F**kers texted me with a delivery window five hours ago...texted me in the middle of the window with news the package was one stop away...now it's 10 miles away and heading the other direction, and the delivery window expired...just saying! And I paid a bucket for this privilege, they were the only option! I feel your pain. My stuff was due to be delivered on or by 4 April. This morning I've been told it's coming on Monday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 (edited) The shocking inconsistency in thickness of sliced bread. Edited April 5 by Newbornbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 4 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: The shocking inconsistency in thickness of sliced bread. Might be an anomaly, measure the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 3 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: The shocking inconsistency in thickness of sliced bread. My word, this is is worthy of the Compo Face thread. Get the Daily Record contacted. Major thumbs up for the use of technology to prove your point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Might be an anomaly, measure the rest. I did. 18 slices - maximum thickness 16.38mm, minimum 13.52mm - a variance of 2.86mm or a whopping 21.2%. No wonder my toast results are all over the place! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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