Craig fae the Vale Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 The Concert Archives app has stopped working. Thankfully the Web version still working, but a definite pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 On 14/08/2024 at 19:06, Bully Wee Villa said: Sky News sending me a "news alert" to let me know that two people from Love Island have split up. It was me that split them up Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 14 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Summer colds, bad enough anytime, but when it's summer it just seems worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 hours ago, hk blues said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 BBC reporting a ship in remarkable condition, a ship with a f**king torpedo sized hole in it. Lost wreck of WW1 ship HMS Hawke found in 'remarkable' condition - BBC News 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: BBC reporting a ship in remarkable condition, a ship with a f**king torpedo sized hole in it. Lost wreck of WW1 ship HMS Hawke found in 'remarkable' condition - BBC News I am no nautical expert but it looks in pretty shite condition to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 How f**king difficult is it to remove the stem from a tomato? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 38 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: How f**king difficult is it to remove the stem from a tomato? Like almost everything, it gets harder as you get older. You've maybe reached the age where it's time to start finding a young person to help with such tasks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Like almost everything, it gets harder as you get older. You've maybe reached the age where it's time to start finding a young person to help with such tasks. I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. Ah. Perhaps the chef has reached the age where etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: Ah. Perhaps the chef has reached the age where etc etc. Like fling a kite? Great fun when it's up but no idea how long it'll be up for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 9 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. Have you maybe had a stroke and can't work your knife and fork? It could be time for your food to be liquidised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you maybe had a stroke and can't work your knife and fork? It could be time for you to be liquidised. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 On 15/08/2024 at 19:45, LIVIFOREVER said: Did they have bad breath too, every single maths teacher i had, their breath was bogging. Convinced they did it so you wouldn't ask them over to help you with something you didn't understand, you had to take a deep breath as they were on their way to you, trying to hold it for as long as you could. The Psychos description fits too, could see it in their eyes they could easily be serial killers. It’s the coffee. They need the coffee in order to get through the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 39 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. Sounds like @Melanius Mullarkeyesque deviance imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 You can remove the stem of a tomato by taking hold of it and giving it a good yank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 54 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! Aye? And where are the Romans now? f**king deed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 53 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! Aye, but with brown sauce or tomato sauce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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