Stellaboz Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I had a conversation with a guy at work the other day which wasn't work related, we were just chatting shit, but we got stuck in one of those weird loops where we lost sight of who's turn it was and interrupted eachother like 3 times. It was utterly f**king horrific Bairnardo is in luuurrrrrrveeeee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Ford? Correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 (edited) Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: When you can see its pishing down, why aren't you putting a jacket on? She took her top off while I was out collecting my son from school and my partner was at home because her folks were using her phone to watch a family funeral on line but why wouldn't she source a top for herself first? And finally if you've taken your top off because it's soaked, haven't sourced a top for yourself but you have your jacket with you, why aren't you putting your jacket on? This woman annoys me so much with how much she rules what goes on in my house that I genuinely think it's all done to piss me off. I sometimes feel its me who's the p***k though. Edited August 20 by FK1Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 20 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: The only question that needs asked is why you didn't take off your breeks and keks and just stroll into the living room with a breezy "Ah ken how ye feel Senga, ah've just pished masel'..." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 35 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: I sometimes feel its me who's the p***k though. Whereas neither your partner nor her maw are in any doubt whatsoever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: When you can see its pishing down, why aren't you putting a jacket on? She took her top off while I was out collecting my son from school and my partner was at home because her folks were using her phone to watch a family funeral on line but why wouldn't she source a top for herself first? And finally if you've taken your top off because it's soaked, haven't sourced a top for yourself but you have your jacket with you, why aren't you putting your jacket on? This woman annoys me so much with how much she rules what goes on in my house that I genuinely think it's all done to piss me off. I sometimes feel its me who's the p***k though. That is one of the most unhinged things I've ever read on here, and that's saying a lot. What an utterly mental thing to do in someone else's house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 8 hours ago, accies1874 said: Interrupting. Please let me finish my point, especially if I've just been asked a question (even worse when the interrupterer was the one who asked). Please don't subject me to a conversation between two people who keep interrupting each other - it's painful. #BeKind ^^^ Guest on Off the Ball 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: When you can see its pishing down, why aren't you putting a jacket on? She took her top off while I was out collecting my son from school and my partner was at home because her folks were using her phone to watch a family funeral on line but why wouldn't she source a top for herself first? And finally if you've taken your top off because it's soaked, haven't sourced a top for yourself but you have your jacket with you, why aren't you putting your jacket on? This woman annoys me so much with how much she rules what goes on in my house that I genuinely think it's all done to piss me off. I sometimes feel it’s me who's the p***k though. Must be a Falkirk thing to get your tits out in your children’s gaff, especially when watching a funeral. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: When you can see its pishing down, why aren't you putting a jacket on? She took her top off while I was out collecting my son from school and my partner was at home because her folks were using her phone to watch a family funeral on line but why wouldn't she source a top for herself first? And finally if you've taken your top off because it's soaked, haven't sourced a top for yourself but you have your jacket with you, why aren't you putting your jacket on? This woman annoys me so much with how much she rules what goes on in my house that I genuinely think it's all done to piss me off. I sometimes feel its me who's the p***k though. There is a lot to unpack there. Was the online funeral thing a stream or a video call? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 The West Ham players who have taken scissors to the collar of their new strip…. Ben White of Arsenal, who constantly pulls up the right leg of his shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wasn't allowed to go into my living room earlier because my partner's mum had no top on. Now I totally don't even want that image in my head and she had no top on because she brought our washing in while it was pissing down this afternoon so was soaked but some questions need asked: When you can see its pishing down, why aren't you putting a jacket on? She took her top off while I was out collecting my son from school and my partner was at home because her folks were using her phone to watch a family funeral on line but why wouldn't she source a top for herself first? And finally if you've taken your top off because it's soaked, haven't sourced a top for yourself but you have your jacket with you, why aren't you putting your jacket on? This woman annoys me so much with how much she rules what goes on in my house that I genuinely think it's all done to piss me off. I sometimes feel its me who's the p***k though. I invoke the P&B charter, although I reserve the right to be f**king disgusted at a later date. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Watching a family funeral online. What fresh hell is this? Having said that, I was looking up a family member online recently and discovered there's a video on YouTube of their Requiem Mass, which amounts to a study of the back of my and my father's heads. Riveting viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Watching a family funeral online. What fresh hell is this? Having said that, I was looking up a family member online recently and discovered there's a video on YouTube of their Requiem Mass, which amounts to a study of the back of my and my father's heads. Riveting viewing. An online funeral? Is it 2020 again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Streaming funerals is becoming more common. Helps if you have family overseas who can't make it in person, or if you have relatives who are housebound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 (edited) Will remind Mrs Swarley to live stream my funeral on here * * date tba Edited August 21 by Swarley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 3 hours ago, BFTD said: a study of the back of my and my father's heads. Riveting viewing. DIdnt realise you were robots. Mind you, might explain a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Some guy round the corner from me has an Israeli flag draped over the passenger seat of his van. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Should have livestreamed P-Bovvy's funeral on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Should have livestreamed P-Bovvy's funeral on here. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 1 minute ago, throbber said: When you go to the effort of sending an informative message and someone replies with a thumbs up emoji. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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