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Outside, there is an unnatural stillness, things are quiet, the skies are clear, and its hot. Really hot. Considering that the skies are clear, it is really quite hot. This doesnt bode well.

Added to that, our sky has stopped working, technical problems....Now, the tv guide etc are still going, but its not displaying anything...this can only mean one thing!

Its still clear here, but theres a storum (u added for emphasis) coming! I be feeling it in my bones. Yarr.

Um. You been drinking tonight, per chance?

My only petty nag just now - the chocolate's downstairs in the fridge and I don't want to have to get up to go and get it. :(

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Um. You been drinking tonight, per chance?

Not a drop! Thats for tomorrow! :D

I grew up in a nautical place though, the blood of generations of long dead fishermen flows through me. It gives me a sense of the weather. Yarr.

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Does that count as sexual assault? :ph34r:

I just put this question to Elise, and she reliably informs me that it doesn't. Quids in!

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You look like a pirate as well, which adds to the effect.

Yarr! :D

I was actually thinking that in the bathroom just then. Im a week unshaven again, and I was contemplating shaving a couple of stripes, but I am looking a wee bit piraty. Got me a glint in my eye, long lustrous curls, and a bit of a beard going on. Yarr!

This is a boring night though, the sky remains clear but its muggy, football tomorrow, and then I shall be going out on the lash for weeks. Tonight though, BORED! :(

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This is a boring night though, the sky remains clear but its muggy, football tomorrow, and then I shall be going out on the lash for weeks. Tonight though, BORED! :(

There are 2 bottles of 20/20 in my fridge calling me like sirens.

Yarrrr!

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I had a wee look in my "local" shop yesterday see if they stocked The Dog, and they don't appear to :(

Although, it was fairly early in the morning, and I didn't want to look like a complete jakie staring at the drink behind the counter, let alone ask.

I'll have a closer look next time I'm in buying Red Stripe.

Edited to Include: Matey!

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I had a wee look in my "local" shop yesterday see if they stocked The Dog, and they don't appear to :(

Although, it was fairly early in the morning, and I didn't want to look like a complete jakie staring at the drink behind the counter, let alone ask.

I'll have a closer look next time I'm in buying Red Stripe.

Edited to Include: Matey!

There are 3 shops within a 10 minute of my house that stock Mogen David, but only 'John the Pakis' has it in the fridge.

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There are 2 bottles of 20/20 in my fridge calling me like sirens.

Yarrrr!

I just signed up for an online pirate rpg...then realised just how crap it looked and closed the window. Yarrr! :ph34r:

Im not even being called by drink, Im just so incredibly bored, I cant wait till tomorrow. :(

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I just signed up for an online pirate rpg...then realised just how crap it looked and closed the window. Yarrr! :ph34r:

Im not even being called by drink, Im just so incredibly bored, I cant wait till tomorrow. :(

Console yourself with the fact it's actually today.

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There are 3 shops within a 10 minute of my house that stock Mogen David, but only 'John the Pakis' has it in the fridge.

There are 3 shops within a 10 minute walk of my house, and from what I can tell they are effectively arid wastelands.

There is another one, run by an Asian Dynasty, but I'm not sure if they'll have it, due to them being part of the "Nisa" family. A bit like the Still Game episode where Navid's becomes a Spar, and he has to stop selling porn mags, and adhere to licensing laws.

If push comes to shove, I can always go to Inverkeithing, which possibly has more pubs per person than anywhere else in Scotland, and also has its fair share of independent alcohol emporiums.

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