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I had a wee look in my "local" shop yesterday see if they stocked The Dog, and they don't appear to :(

Yarr, thats unfortunate, how old are you anyway? Are we be leading you down the wrong path by making drink recommendations, ye scurvy swabbie?

Console yourself with the fact it's actually today.

That is actually some consolation, Shame I cant sleep. :(

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There is another one, run by an Asian Dynasty, but I'm not sure if they'll have it, due to them being part of the "Nisa" family. A bit like the Still Game episode where Navid's becomes a Spar, and he has to stop selling porn mags, and adhere to licensing laws.

One of the shops beside me is in the 'Early til Late' chain and it stocks dog. You can be sure an 'Asian' shop will stock it.

During term time I often find myself struggling to get to sleep, but during the summer when I'm at home I do loads of excercise and normally fall asleep instantly. You just need to tire yourself out.

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During term time I often find myself struggling to get to sleep, but during the summer when I'm at home I do loads of excercise and normally fall asleep instantly. You just need to tire yourself out.

Aye that be the problem. I havent done my usual this week, stuff got in the way of my swimming and gym routine, plus we had a very late dinner. Sigh...

Old enough to legally purchase a (yo ho ho and a) bottle of rum.

Im just trying to figure out the logistics of buying two ladies of the night, tying a length of string to each one,and then carrying out an assortment of rolling and spinning tricks with them. You'd need pretty damn strong fingers. Unless you purchased midget hookers.

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I'm bored enough to research my claims about Inverkeithing's pub density.

Population of just over 5000 in 2001, apparently, and I can think of 7 pubs on the High Street, another which I'm unsure about it being in business or not, and Google has thrown up another which I doubt the existence of.

Millport's got at least 5 pubs on the main (*cough* only *cough*) drag and a population of 1400 so Inverkeithing is behind on that scale. I'm sure there'll be somewhere with a higher pub / population ratio.

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Philpy won the 50/50 at half time, with the biggest prize Stark's Park has seen in about 10 years.

Jammy b*****d!

Bet he still doesn't buy a round. :ph34r::lol:

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Millport's got at least 5 pubs on the main (*cough* only *cough*) drag and a population of 1400 so Inverkeithing is behind on that scale. I'm sure there'll be somewhere with a higher pub / population ratio.

What's the population of Arbroath? They've got about 56 pubs or so.

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The ratio of pubs to people in Stenny is terrible. There are 5 real pubs (plus a bowling and cricket club) for about 10,000 people. Larbert (which is basically just Stenny anyway has about anbother 5 for another 10,000 people

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The ratio of pubs to people in Stenny is terrible. There are 5 real pubs (plus a bowling and cricket club) for about 10,000 people. Larbert (which is basically just Stenny anyway has about anbother 5 for another 10,000 people

Dalgety Bay has 2 pubs, plus a social club, for just over 10000 people, and one of them doesn't serve anyone under 21.

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