Rugster Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I never answer my landline. It's either: Someone wanting money Someone wanting to sell me something A wrong number Someone wanting to annoy me All my mates and work colleagues and family phone my mobile first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Why does nobody use landlines anymore? I read that as 'why does nobody use landmines anymore?' and had an indignant agreement reply ready stating that landmines are a quality weapon and that uppity slag Diana robbed us a beautirful thing when she banned them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJP Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I phoned my best female friend last night at about 3.30am ish to ask her to come round and sleep with me (as in share a bed) because I was lonely.I only found out after she phoned me earlier today Cringetastic. Brillaint As for me. Up for work in less then 6 hours. Not tired in the slighest, sticky as anything, so doubt I will get much sleep and have a meeting tomorrow with our HR manager as my job is ending and work want me to work at the London branch. Pretty much a case of go to London, or out a job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Ayr United Two goals in the last 5 minutes. Useless b*****ds! Why do I get the nasty feeling that we're going to be seeing a very similar post next Saturday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I never answer my landline.It's either: Someone wanting money Someone wanting to sell me something A wrong number Someone wanting to annoy me All my mates and work colleagues and family phone my mobile first. Same here, I get free calls so anybody I know just rings once and I call them back. I've been getting calls offering to sell me things 30 minutes after the land line was installed and 80% of the time that's who it is that's calling......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Ayr United Two goals in the last 5 minutes. Useless b*****ds! We basically strolled the game for 80 minutes after getting the opening goal in 15. Our players thought it was all done and dusted and they needn't bother doing any defending late on. We have some good players but the need a reality check in terms of their attitude. Even a pub team like The Shire will score if you don't bother having defenders make challenges or a keeper that even raises his arms to a shot in front of his face. Utter pish. I genuinely wish I had enough sense in me to never go back. On the way out I thanked a certain jug-eared little guy who was taking notes on the game for letting us sign Chris Aitken. He simply looked sad and said "Great player, isn't he?" Guess who that was, Binos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 On the way out I thanked a certain jug-eared little guy who was taking notes on the game for letting us sign Chris Aitken. He simply looked sad and said "Great player, isn't he?" Guess who that was, Binos? Him ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Fucking Fubar burger van. Who decides its a good idea to put a cheap burger van outside a nightclub at closing time? Two days later, Im still scared to go more than 50 metres from a bog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 What's wrong with Linlithgow? Great place to live. I'm sure it is, I never said anything bad about it, merely it has a lot of pubs for it's size. Oh, and going by the racket I could hear in my bedroom at around 4am, and again at 9am, sound carries quite a bit in this tenement, when the weather's warm and the windows are open.Put it this way, four hours, at each time, all I could hear were, "Oh yes babe", "Oh Aye", "Oh right there", "Oh I'm cumming babe", "Aye, aye aye". Classy burd too, obviously. Memo to self: keep windows closed when getting lucky. Not going to much to worry about there then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Two days standing out in the sun has left my baldy napper beaming like a belisha beacon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 On the way out I thanked a certain jug-eared little guy who was taking notes on the game for letting us sign Chris Aitken. He simply looked sad and said "Great player, isn't he?" Guess who that was, Binos? On the assumption that it wasn't Kilgour11, 12 or 14 it must have been Allan Moore. Sadly I have a feeling that Kilgour11, 12 or 14 would make a better fist of managing a senior football team. Two days standing out in the sun has left my baldy napper beaming like a belisha beacon! My advertising space is browned to perfection, serving to further enhance my enduring good looks and increase my irresistability quotient to an all time high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Arsenal's odds for tonight's game are down from 1.2 to 1.11. Damn, damn, damn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Arsenal's odds for tonight's game are down from 1.2 to 1.11.Damn, damn, damn I've got them at 1.4, for half time and full time. I had shite day yesterday, mainly because I'm just getting into this football stuff properly. It's just silly money, a few quid here and there on games that look a bit clever. LA Galaxy are fecking hopeless though. Christ knows how that game finished, I stopped checking after FC Dallas managed their third around about the half hour mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I've got them at 1.4, for half time and full time. I had shite day yesterday, mainly because I'm just getting into this football stuff properly. It's just silly money, a few quid here and there on games that look a bit clever. LA Galaxy are fecking hopeless though. Christ knows how that game finished, I stopped checking after FC Dallas managed their third around about the half hour mark. They are 1.5 HT/FT on Betfair. What company are you with and what is your strategy for the season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 They are 1.5 HT/FT on Betfair.What company are you with and what is your strategy for the season? I'm with William Hill, because they've got a £10 cashback thing with Quidco (it hasn't actually tracked yet, though ) I haven't adopted a strategy or anything of the sort, really. So far I've just had a look at a few games. I put £15 on the account the other day, and took that £15 back out with yesterday, leaving me with £5 odd winnings to play with for now. I'm just doing it for a wee laugh, really, see how much I can build up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I've started putting down bets a good few days before and waiting for them to be matched. I'm feeling quite smug with myself as I backed £50 on Dumbarton to win at 2.1 and it got matched, and I have just seen coral has them at 5/6, so I have done well there. I'm going for big singles myself. Decided to stick £300 into the account as my starting balance. So far had big singles on both Barca games in Scotland, as well as on Clyde to beat Annan. A treble including Dundee was down, but overall I'm up about £80 in the last few days. I pray for an Arsenal win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I just found something so shocking about one of my best mates from school last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I just found something so shocking about one of my best mates from school last year. Spill the beans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 The last two nights I've had money on Brazillian games, and both times my team's been down 1-0 and pulled it back to win 3-1. I quite like the Brazillian games, especially if I can watch them on this BetLiveTV nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Spill the beans Two words Peado Jail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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