xbl Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I just recieved a standardised email from a website I made an enquiry to. I forwarded it on to my mate who's helping me deal with it with the flippant line "yay for standardised unhelpful responses". Unfortunately, I didn't forward it at all. I pressed reply, and my finger clicked the send button before I could stop myself. Not even pulling the lan cable out was quick enough to stop it. Not my proudest moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 After a hard squash session yesterday my legs and arse muscles feel like I've gone 10 rounds with Freddie Mercury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qpsnapper Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 That feckin' Dundee thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 My computers making a bizzare buzzing sound, still wont shut up after 10 minutes of pounding it. Yes, right ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 My computers making a bizzare buzzing sound, still wont shut up after 10 minutes of pounding it.Yes, right ok You pounded your computer? You sick b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 My computers making a bizzare buzzing sound, still wont shut up after 10 minutes of pounding it.Yes, right ok Have you tried opening the towre part up and seeing if it needs cleand inside.... Our is making the same noise,and I know for a fact it needs a good clean,but the other half is too busy playing fifa to do it.(And I don't know how to open the tower up. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Have you tried opening the towre part up and seeing if it needs cleand inside.... Our is making the same noise,and I know for a fact it needs a good clean,but the other half is too busy playing fifa to do it.(And I don't know how to open the tower up. ) Already done that, think its the inside fan thats buggered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Already done that, think its the inside fan thats buggered Our's sound like it's on it's last legs to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I'm a bit dense at times. Only at times? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 im the same with airports,ive came home with some shit I used to go to the pub for a game of pool and a few jars on a Monday night when I stayed at my parents who stay literally across the road from a 24hour ASDA. Some of the shit I woke up with on a Tuesday morning was uncalled for and my DVD collection went up drastically with a load of shite films that I didn't want but obviously thought would be good when pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I am really looking forward to 24th Dec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Flexi credit limits I'm in credit at work by more than I'm allowed but have got shedloads to do tomorrow and Friday. I've got to go in late so long as I'm in by the core time and leave reasonably early to get my flex down or I automatically lose the excess. Not sure when they think I'll be able to do the work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Managers with crazy ideas that just can't happen. Looks like no xmas piss up this year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I used to go to the pub for a game of pool and a few jars on a Monday night when I stayed at my parents who stay literally across the road from a 24hour ASDA.Some of the shit I woke up with on a Tuesday morning was uncalled for and my DVD collection went up drastically with a load of shite films that I didn't want but obviously thought would be good when pished. Get a list posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Off the top of my head I bought The Last House on The Left, Daddy Day Care, What Lies Beneath and Casablanca. Casablanca is probably a good film but I'll watch it when I'm in my 60's. Also bought a Rat Pack triple album that I gave my Dad when I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 8 hour warehouse shift. Need the money, but wish I didn't have to travel all the way to work, then work, then travel back with punitive breaks. First hour's the worst though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Getting an email from the useless eejits at the BMA this morning informing me that *all* applications for jobs in Scotland have to be received by 5pm Friday (what the f**k? ) Shiiiting it, totally, and spending all day attempting to concoct a semi-conherent and convincing application form Going online just there to upload it, only to find that loads of eejits have been having computer 'issues' so they've extended the deadline to 5pm Tuesday. Fuxake. Ach well, at least it's done... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 always jobs in the sunshine McB... Anyhoo, was sent this, and while it's not a PTTGOYN, it sums up my inbox for the entire year... Hey Team, Just before the end of the year, I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with call bills to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .. I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will sit on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 always jobs in the sunshine McB... Palmerston North? Hamilton? Rotorua? They're like 1950s Greenock, sans Cappielow and the views However that will be getting seriously considered if I yet again f**k up my Scottish applications... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Christ no woman, whoseriously would come to Hams unless it was for a job and back door visa into the country 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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