Bobby Skidmarks
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Just now, supermik said:
That place must be one of the biggest turnarounds in the history of turnarounds. Back in the days when it was known as Vietnam, even walking past it was risky at times.
You're an elder gentleman Supermik. I could have sworn when I was in Uni there was a pub further down towards Diggers, probably next to where Victor Paris is now. Can you help at all?
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1 hour ago, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said:
The Fountain is also a fucking tragic hipster/yummy mummy griefhole.
The Fountain does excellent food, I'd go there for something to eat but if I fancied a drink I'd go to The Golden Rule.
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2 hours ago, the jambo-rocker said:
If the Blue Blazer is getting a mention then I'd be pushing for the International bar to be on the list for a solid choice as the good, honest working man's pub.
The Blue Blazer is full of failed artists. The International bar is full of Jakeballs.
On a separate note I see that Brauhaus is now torn down or being majorly renovated.
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It'll be something extravagant anyway. Like a Fencing sword up his penis or something.
ShandonPar doesn't just stub his toe on the coffee table, he gets a torn rectum from falling on a spiked German WW1 helmet.
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Everyone knows Philpys peado pool pal post is his greatest work.
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
Bairnardo senior:
Bit rich coming from Josef Throbbels.
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Arguing over this shite
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4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Thought it was more the tea and scones brigade. Although I suppose the squaddies will be a bit thirsty after.
They'll be full of Johnny Foreigners buying nips of Whyte & McKay for a tenner a pop.
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6 minutes ago, throbber said:
I don’t think so, there isn’t anything football related in there I don’t think. It’s just tacky wooden furniture and dodgy urinals as far as I remember.Its no "Foot of the Walk" amirite?
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26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Died from AIDS in 1987 age 44. Not sure where to go with that tbh.
Kudos on his method acting.
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21 hours ago, G_Man1985 said:
Right in August eh will be in Edinburgh for the military tattoo. What pubs near the castle or walking distance are good bet to go to ?
All the pubs around there will be heaving before and after the tattoo. You'll be as well going for a drink in the Grassmarket and walking up Upper Bow.
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3 hours ago, Cumdog35 said:
It is rare that I venture into the city centre these days other than to watch the cabbage but I am heading up tonight and looking for suggestions of good bars, preferably no old man pubs..
I'll give you a few suggestions to divert this away from another Throbber wants attention thread.
Brewhemia and Bourbon aren't bad and there are a few places like Panda & Sons and Bryant & Mack Private Detectives are worth a visit if you are doing cocktails.
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2 minutes ago, throbber said:
It has a bar downstairs though so who cares what’s going on upstairs?
You obviously haven’t been tjete and are just saying this in an attempt to win an argument.Calm down throbber, I'm sure your Rod Stewart tribute nights out are really cool and fun.
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2 minutes ago, throbber said:
Have you ever been to the Pilton Hilton? Or the Hanging bat for that matter?
I have never been to the Hilton Pilton but going by their website the Spice Girls and Taylor Swift tribute acts coming up look just great for your wedding.
I've been to the Hanging Bat once and it was shit.
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
Rather than going out to town I would recommend the Village hotel out near the Crewe toll roundabout for a night out.
The village specialises in dinner/cabaret deals. I would rather sit next to the wackiest hipster in The Hanging Bat than sit amongst pish stained Grannies frothing at the crotch over the Tom Jones tribute act.
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Surely Tony deserves a mention in the glossary, seeing as its the most recent gold thread.
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1 minute ago, throbber said:
Someone on twitter came out and told her she looked like an alien in a similarly unhealthy selfie she took and she replied with something like “thanks for the advice Mr Pitt”. I assumed the guy was just being a p***k but someone needs to tell her that she looks dreadful.
You should step up then post the results.
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I wouldn't fancy doing it, but it does take some guts and intelligence to try. If you asked me to name three geniuses, I wouldn't say Einstein, Newton.
I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.
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33 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:
Happyclaptrap is now firmly ensconced as a heavy-duty Sevco groupie. When wee Docherty dons the famous blue jersey tomorrow I bet he will download an image to a USB stick and head to Inkspot in Castle Street to get them to print a poster for his bedroom wall.
53 minutes ago, Forest of Dean said:ooooh burn
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Up to date patter that.
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5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Succinct.
Anyway, having a flick through he pinnacle of journalism that is the Dundee Courier (hard copy) and some wifie has put a personal ad in (the only one) including a selfie, phone number and email address.
Is this normal? Has she never heard of WTM? Should I email her to warn her?
Just tell her when you get home.
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I'm sorry but I'd still tackle Amy McDonald even if she hummed the sash throughout.
Peanut butter is not for kids, its a tremendous 'cannot be arsed' sandwich filling.
That deaf Mum is an attention seeking boot, I bet her husband buys her mittens at Christmas for some peace and quiet.
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Its only two parks so fill it out with trips to Buffalo Bills West World and take a trip to Val D"Europ shopping centre. The Disney Village is actually quite fun and the fireworks are pretty good at the end.
It will cost you an absolute fortune though. I went to the Rainforest Cafe and got two adult meals and a Childs meal and it cost me about £90 with drinks.
This is quite the handy guide http://www.dlpguide.com
ETA: The adults will push aside children to get photos with other adults dressed up as children characters. I lost the rag a few times.
50 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said:With the price of flights these days you're as well to do it proper and go to Disneyland.
No point going to a Mickey mouse place when you can have the real thing.
Shut up.
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The Blue Blazer is full of failed artists. The International bar is full of Jakeballs.
Plans today?
in The General Nonsense Forum
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The pubs are rammed full of fuds in bootleg jeans and velcro trainers, you'll fit in just fine.