Bobby Skidmarks
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did you not see her post about not getting any cause of his training ??
its like him buying that mini yet he doesnt drive (its his mums)
wait for the engagement. its bound to happen soon
No i'm not her friend, I've seen her and she looks like Admiral Ackbar.
I loved how he took pictures and put them on FB as his new car, but my mum drives it. I got caught with him in the lift once and he told me he was going to Thailand for 6 day a week training sessions with Thai kick boxers. I asked him what he would do on the 7th day, he said " Go on an elephant trek" .
Complete fud.
He also once told me he was distantly related to Jack Daniels and is entitled to discounts when he buys it.
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He'd probably tell you he was!! He floats like a moth and stings like a cloth
His latest updates are accidentally comical, like how he suplexes his opponents. The twat thinks he's Ric Flair.
He's also got more stories than the Bible, my personal favourites include that he lives in an old 23rd century house and how his girlfriend is planning on opening a high quality art gallery in Lochgelly because she's good at paint by numbers.
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never posted 'May the fourth as a status mongchops
is said it was almost starwars day, and 11pm is the darkside of the fourth.
my mate brett went one better with his, he drank a shot for every star wars post on his wall and said he was dreading 'the revenge of the fifth'
made me laugh
oh and my attn seeking cousin did the whole, ' bad start to the day' post this morning. but i pissed on her chips after 5 posts by giving away the bad start.
our aunty died
To be honest the worst on my Facebook is our friend Baxter, who reckons he's an MMA star despite being a 3 metre Peter and weighing 6 stone.
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'may the fourth be with you' on at least 5 peoples status's since this morning.
the over reaction to Osama. hes dead. he cant read what you have written
my cellick minded pals are in true form moaning about going to the match tonight,, loads of travelling to inverness from inverness..
my morning update of who isnt feeling well. 3 today. think its the sunny weather.
and i have someone who's gran died a month ago who keeps posting 'miss you nan'
sod right off the lot of you.
Including yours you bawsack or did you forget i was on this and your pal on Facebook
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Scream 4 - Pretty much a pile of unoriginal shit but that girl from Heroes would get her back door smashed in.
2/10
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Just went to see Paul, although i am a big Spaced/Shaun of the dead fan i thought it was a bit, well...meh
It missed the Edgar Wright influence and swung more towards the Apatow style smug humour. 4/10.
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1. Posting up songs constantly
2. Needy people who update it like twitter
3. Requests from people you havent seen in years-for good reason
4. Farmville/Cafeville/Mob Wars pish
5. People proclaiming their love for their partner
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Elbow at the SECC were immense.
Garvey's patter is fantastic and there lots of wee nice moments with the band including them all playing a couple of smaller numbers with the entire band crowded around a couple of instruments and standing practically on top of each other, in between the epic stadium anthems.
I concur entirely, they were fantastic and Garvey knew how to work the crowd.
The only downside was i was stuck next to a few p***ks that just came to hear the "Peter Kay song"
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In particular, this c**t:
I hate that wee p***k, apparently he isnt a student and was on his way to a "job interview" ..
When can you start son?!
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Four Christmases- An hour and a half of my live i'll never get back
The Social Network- Quite a good film though, although seeing a guy make a billion before he's 24 makes you feel a tad worthless
Trading Places- "f**k off", top quality.
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mind him telling us all that he will be cruising in his mini. coming into work.. noticed the turn up for his 2 (3
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think he took the hint and had the grace not to turn up for the third
The poor b*****d was always off one one, he always had to go one better, if you had been to Tenerife he'd been to Elevenerife. His leaving nights escapade was a complete farce. i remember seeing him at his Xmas night out, it was half 7 he had finished work at 5.30 and had to go back to Fife to get changed and come back to Edinburgh. In that time he had told me he had demolished 2 bottles of vodka. He was stone cold sober.
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