We were getting new tyres for the car yesterday. I nipped over to the car to see what size they were before going in for a price at Farmers.
'Why are you going to the car?' asks my beloved.
'To see what they are' replies me.
'They're black' she says....
We have a weekly email quiz at my work.
One question was "what country is the football team Getafe from?"
Colleague (female) put Iraq. "because of colonel Gadaffi"
She is entitled to a vote.