Pictures optional but very, very useful.  5. Sally Nugent - Sports Absolutely guaranteed to own about ten cats, she presents sports news in the morning with the air of your still single auntie at Christmas who's only ever followed it to try and make friends. Plus, look at that fucking face.  4. Chris Mason - Politics If you're unfamiliar with his work, go on to youtube and type in "Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan" and you'll see it copied exactly.  3. Matt Tay