An Sionnach
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If you are coming to Glasgow Airport, allow an additional 15 minutes travelling time when you arrive to negotiate your way through the new automatic barrier traffic filter system.
Oh how the taxi and bus drivers are loving it.....
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I detest Kay Burleigh, fuckin boot that she is.
Not being a SkyNews afficianado, I was going to contest that statement - then I GoogleImage'd her...
...oh dearie me.....
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http://www.hotelknau...restaurant.html
A work colleague of mine recently stayed at this Hotel.
It's the worst case of tortured English I've seen for some time and thought it worth sharing
Loving it!
I must admit, with a bit of second-guessing, a relaxing drink at the end of the day on the terrace over a small Vesper sounds delightful!
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Bank holidays are great but i am going to be so busy at work tomorrow it is unreal
Bank holidays are great but I am so busy at work today it is unreal!
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They are all wrong twiseh,this is what you must do
buy her drinks all night,dance with her all night,let her take somebody else home,then come on here and complain about it
hold on thats been done before,best stick to rhypnol!!
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Coolest can EVER, even Ad Lib would look cool necking some red stripe, in my youth I owned a red stripe t-shirt. Big pimpin'.
You cannot polish a turd.....
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I can't remember how much, or even if we had an end of school party. If we did, it certainly wasn't called a "prom", FFS!
In fairness, I am talking June 1976.....All I do remember on leaving school forever was thinking "thank fúck that's over"!
Ruggy's right, BTW. A neighbour's daughter was going to her school prom and there was talk of limo hire, a specialist hairdresser (whatever the hell one of those is) and a party frock at £100. Outrageous waste of money on a piece of shitty Americana imported into leafy Paisley!
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Its his 19th birthday today, he'll be out on the piss and fingering loads of pussy tonight won't he?
And pussy's not at all happy about that.....
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As if Kilt doesn't get hounded with enough red dots, he's only away to get his sphincter checked out.
Yikes!
Nope! Not yet. It simply appears to involve one of my jobby's, a spatula and a plastic pot.
On the plus side, to get my stuff tested, I get to post my pot of shit to Dungdee!
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Just use Firefox and install AdBlock Plus.
Would that tone down the general dayglo horror of his apparel?
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I've just seen a gentleman dressed in salmon pink slacks, a lemon yellow short sleeved shirt and Royal Stewart Tartan waistcoat.
I would have said something but he's American and sartorial ghastliness is de riguer amongst our Colonial cousins!
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As part of an application I have to provide a copy of my passport and a copy of my health insurance.
Which pages of the passport have to be copied and sent? As it's within the EU, does my European Health Insurance Card cover the insurance part?
Any decent advice would be appreciated.
This bit -
- unless you're a foreign national, in which case you'd need to show either the Work Permit, Limited Leave to Remain or Indefinite Leave to Remain stamps/visa's if you intend taking employment.
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Be thankful it isn't a prostate examination on your birthday, kilt!!
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That's no excuse for your virginal state - there's three other weeks in the month.
Now which one of us is going to explain that to him.....?-2 -
I should point out that that was a terrible effort on my own part to pun my way out of confrontation
Cheers Kilt enjoy the big 50. That's almost as many years as Gods you worship!
Mine's is next Sunday and I shall do my best to celebrate my half century, thank you.
I shall let the "gods" reference pass (primarily because Wicca is a Goddess based theology) as it's your birthday - roll on tomorrow though!
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I'm feeling slightly less cocky. Does that make me less of a w****r?
The opportunities there are almost limitless, but discretion prevents me from taking advantage!
Have a good birthday - normal service will resume tomorrow...........
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19 today. The older you get the more underwhelming your birthdays get.
Happy Birthday!
And after another 31 years, the underwhelmingness is even more terrific!
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Not as much fun as photoshopping Ruggy being raped by a fully grown lion though.
Oh please someone find that pic and post it again!
PS Any idea where the best place to purchase baby female rattys is in Glasgow? With the loss of two recently, I'm trying to talk the gf round to getting replacements as there are two luxury cages lying empty at the moment and two other rattys missing the company.
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Got an early birthday present from the NHS yesterday.....
...which really cheered me up as I reach 50 next Sunday!
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Marriage then first base. It's his God's will.
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Ive got a file i need to open thats a .rar file and i need to extract it. I managed to do it last year without downloading anything but i cant remember how.
I know how to do that - but I'm not telling you as you are a self-confessed murderer!
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The actor looked pretty much like him.
The real Carl Williams
In fairness to those who haven't seen it, here's actor Gyton Grantley -
And here's what happened to the real Carl Williams -
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/carl-williams-underbelly-prison-murder
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The thought of The Phoenix playing hockey amuses me.
Tonsil-hockey perhaps.....
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Ah Carl Williams, the Moran brothers, George Freeman, Chopper Reid, Aussie Bob, Terry "Mr Asia" Clark. I liked this series, not overly going out my way to watch the current series about Sydney's Kings Cross has to be said.
To be honest, the actor playing Carl Williams seemed far too "cute", in a blonde-haired, boyish way, to be convincing as a murdering gangster - unless that was the point, of course.
But the two bozo's trying to carry out the hit in the graveyard were laughable, were it not so very nearly tragic had they not been stopped before shooting the victim.
"Who are we lookin' for again?"
"A bloke walkin' his dog"
"There's one over there, that must be him" (Makes clumsy attempt to discretely pull out pistol from his jeans waistband)
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