Stadio Delle Almondvale

I hate the tubs with the false bottoms. You know the ones where from the outside it looks 4cm deep but is in fact only 3cm deep. Ben & Jerrys are prime exponents of this as are the hot nuts you get in tubs at bars. It's not so much the quantity of ice cream or nuts you get, I can live with that. It's the crushing disappointment when you realise you didn't have as much left to go as you thought. That's what I can't deal with

You are totally right, they do. They really feckin do. It's for the old biddie down the street that can't make it. It does my tits in.

Old people at cashlines. I GUARANTEE you it's a three stage operation. Card in. Avoid the "check on screen balance" button and proceed directly to "print mini statement" button. Take staement and absolutely avoid the "carry out another transaction" button and press cancel. Scrutinise the mini statement with your feeble eyesight ensuring that your available balance is checked, double checked and if your wife/husband (assuming they are still alive) is with you get them to double check it. Re-enter your card and withdraw £10. Of course. Because you always wanted money didn't you??? b*****dS......................