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Why? Its all he has done for the past 20 years.

There was a 30 minute fecking blizzard at 08:15 this morning - I know I was walking to Dysart from the train station at the time. Daft weegie bandits that were supposed to be there cancelled as they were worried about the weather. More lunch for me

BULLSHITE!

Thats the view from my office window! Dear Father Jack, where the feck are the trains, yours The People of Scotland

Father Jack didnt know there was heavy snow until 0801 on Monday morning - I assume he doesnt have a window, it had been chucking it down here for around 2 hours by that time.

Been open for several hours.

oooh responsibility rests with Father Jack, but its the MET office fault

How exactly were they supposed to get to these people stranded on the motorway? ...anyway Father Jack is about to explain himself in the Tiny Parliament. Feckin hell what a joke of a place - opposition havent seen the statement so tinpot house suspended for 30 minutes, nae wonder I voted against it!!

Not answering the point about Stirling not being an oasis of clearness as you claimed though!

Define main pavements - I went arse over tit on the new bridge as it hasnt been cleared/gritted in almost 2 weeks and the pavements around the bus/train station are more suited to John Curry. If the main roads in Stirling are so good how come my office has been shut as road conditions in Stirling mean no one can get to it? Yer making touself look a tit to try and justify a point.

The website was saying "light snow" for Monday. The same website is currently telling me that it's -8 here today - Bollocks it is!

They told me yesterday would be "light snow"

Radio talking to a couple who have been on the M73 for 17 hours - they got married yesterday morning in Gretna and were heading to Loch Ness.

BBC just said that every motorway in central scotland is fecked.

Oooh - it almost stopped there but now its back to the heavy stuff.

Thats what she is telling you

Phoned the office - only 4 people in out of 20. Aint even trying, cleared the path and took another 4 inches of snow off the bin but its still coming down. I'm starting to feel like Richard Burton in "Where eagles dare"

Sunny Falkirk this morning.

After 2 days of thaw it's now a virtual blizzard in Falkirk.

Last winter in the prolonged freeze the graveyard I passed on the way home had a mini-JCB digging the graves.

Scotrail website saying all trains off but a train has just passed my office window

Back in my school days we would get a daily bottle of milk - this would be delivered by the milkman and left on the school steps and during the winter it would freeze. Once it had returned to liquid state we would be made to drink it and it is the most disgusting taste I have ever encountered - frozen and then thawed milk. Anyone who freezes milk is a weirdo!