falkirktheinvincible

Every time we have a managerial issue, the usual suspects get a mention (McCall/Jeffries/Hughes) or we get landed with familiar products of the Scottish system. What we need is a young talent, looking to forge a reputation in the game. Someone with fresh ideas rather than the same old tedium. The problem is, to make this work we would need people upstairs with a bit of football savvy...

No fucking way.

Virg can gifwank himself into a frenzy all year if he wants to, being a Falkirk fan is still fucking magic.

A Morton admin event over the next few days & this thread goes supernova.

No brown trousers here. I'd wash my face in Theresa May's sink for that scenario.

Apologies if this has been mentioned already but I'm just back from 4 day jolly to Orkney and delighted to report, the newly refurbished Kirkwall Hotel bar now features 50 varieties of Highland Park. Prices are fairly reasonable (10 y/o under £4, the magnificent bourbon cask Full Volume under a tenner). A good time was had.

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Morton fans seem a bit desperate here. 3-0 Bairns, Rudden with four and a double from Jarvis. 16 minutes injury time due to pitch invasions/pyro/big time stuff.

Inspired by the Away Goals Rule, SPFL announce the 'Away Tae f**k Rule', any team finishing below Falkirk gets relegated twice.

You could've saved time & effort by typing "Cumbernauld".

European football, mate. but he's obviously too selfish to consider raising the profile of our game or bringing money in to Scottish football.

He gave up after the transfer window, didn't get his big move.

Preferred results for this evening's games: Ayr to beat Queens (they won't go down but good to keep them in the mix) Ross County to beat Dunfermline (season over for the pars, tools away on Saturday) ... Alloa to beat Morton (our season is fucked so we might as well enjoy some lols over the last few weeks, plus Morton are as shite as Falkirk) Bottom 2 from us, Morton & Partick.

Considering short term fixes don't work, the next campaign should be a pledge to get our shit together for the 150th anniversary. "Rid of the p***ks for '26" or something like that.

Just change the design on the kits to a fucking flatline. An empty shell of a club.

Fantastic news, will need a full rewatch before I see this. The world needs more Mr Wu.

Not even slightly nervous about the run-in. Saturday's results proved the league's two most capable sides are also the 2 most likely to shit the bed. Delighted to finish the season against them, even if the title race is wide open.

Indeed. Morton's last 3 are ourselves, the Feffers & Dundee Utd (all away from home). This season could yet turn out to be legendary.

Funny how Hamilton appear to have scored about 10 (ten) more goals than the other challengers yet I don't recall them being consistently higher scorers over the course of the season...

^^Mate, the underhand nature of our acquisition makes it all the more pleasing. We simply took a quick look at your little backwater set-up & decided who would be of use to us. That's the nature of the big fish/little fish relationship and that's why, a mere few months down the line, we have a better striker, coach, football team and prospects than you. Not really feeling telt at the moment, tbh.

May broken and seething at Blackford. Beautiful.

FTFY

FFS boys, now we're just making up names to pass the time. Are these even real people?