DA Baracus

R-Truth was formerly the awful K-Kwick. He and Road Dogg had a brief but awful tag team and they both rapped during their entrance. Part of it was "K-Kwick and the D O double G getting rowdy!" and me and mate changed "getting rowdy" to "getting fired!" And regards to the thread being closed due to the Raw spoiler; well it's a bit silly really, and even though it didn't have spoiler tags it did have, in massive writing, what exactly it was.

I want Dr K to go on another sex rampage. Susan is due her totties soon anyway, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. I also think they should bring back Harold and have him and Lou set up a protection ring with them going round and smashing up shops and generally giving folk a kicking. Hard up for cash, Steve Parker will grudgingly help. Zeke will hopefully die in a horrific football to the groin incident whereby he has to get his balls amputated (he might as well anyway for the amount he uses them) but contracts an infection and dies. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Rachael leaves to join a white slavery ring after being duped as we all know she is thick as shit. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Bridget and Declan will both be killed after Bridget's face implodes in on itself, as it has clearly been threatening to do for a while. At the time she was blowing Declan and he dies from the blood loss of losing his cock. Karl tried to save him but couldn't, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street.

Stingray was a knob! I couldn't have been more pleased when he got his totties! They need to bring back Lance. He was the balls.

Rebecca is a M.I.L.F.

Is that that Donna lassie? If so then I too would like to engage in coitus with her. I've actually gone off Neighbours now. It was getting pish and was starting to annoy me so I stopped watching it. Haven't seen it since before Christmas and can't say I'm missing it.

Sarah for me too, but Nicola has fine busoms.

Why is she wearing a Christmas jumper all the time now as well? Is there no limit to her shitness?

Top banter. It was doing my nut in too. What about Elle? And possibly Rebecca? a right MILF I'd say. But Bridget is still a munter. And still one of the most annoying things on the show.

How dare you insult Frank Ribery in such a way! What has he ever done to you to warrant such abuse?!! Toadie needs to get that wee kid to f**k and give him a hiding on his way out. He is truly becoming one of the most annoying little p***ks on the show. And what's with the 'rock' music they played when those guys were playing basketball? And we still haven't found out why Bridget is back on her crutches with a massive cast on.

I heard that he quit because they wanted him to do a gay storyline with Lou. To be fair it was always on the cards and they seem to have been building towards it for a while now.

And after watching today's episode, she isn't leaving. Good. In related news, I saw on a bus stop advert today that Dr K is to play Captain Hook in a Peter Pan panto in Aberdeen.

After browsing the free TV mags that come with the papers at work yesterday, it seems that Rachael could be leaving us this week! Just when she was blooming into her full hot potential!

Toadie has no to act as a foil for him. They need to bring bac Lance. And yes, that wee p***k that is staying with Toadie needs to be destroyed. On a side note, just how ridiculous and terribly acted was Steph's stabbing?

Good call, more of Steph in leathers is called for. And as an aside, Neighbours is now the home of MILFs. Think about it; - Steph - Libby - Carmella - Rebecca - And at a push, Miranda

Dear me, that photo taking moment was just horrific. What does Dylan see in her? She really is terrible. Her 'tough' and 'mature' act is incredibly annoying and makes her look like an utter twat, which she is. Good call on Dr K and Zeke. Someone really needs to just give Zeke a right good hiding. And I still don't know why Bridget is back on her crutches and suddenly has a massive cast on her foot.

I'm sure Harold can't leave for good without him and Lou having a steamy night of passion. Good shout with the gym though. Hopefully Bridget will be killed there in a freak accident involving the bench press. And have I missed something, as I have no idea why she is back on crutches?

Dr K is probably off shagging half of Australia. I think Kirsten is now gone. She went yeserday with her kid and Ned for surgery somewhere. Good shout on the others. On the topic of storylines, when will Harold and Lou finally admit to themselves and each other what they have been feeling for years?

Remember when he refused to speak and used cards to communicate? What a tosser! And Rachael and Libby can't leave; they're some of the finest totty on the show!

What an annoying little rat (Bridget). She really enrages me and I hope they bump her character off soon. She really needs a proper slap. And she looks like a rat. And don't get me started on that c**t Zeke...

Stranglers: Rattalus Novogelius (or however you spell it!)

'Things to do before you're 30' Had Dougray Scott, Billie Piper, Emilia Fox and some others in it. Rather amusing. Not bad at all. 7/10.