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Status Updates posted by rajpelt
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Fancy a square go? Meet you at the chippy. We can have a chip buttie before we kick off skin on skin.
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Sadly not, fatherhood hit. The fact the mother is only 9 means I have to step up to the plate!?
That wasn't in the grooming handbook.
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He's here, he's queer, he likes beans on toast, Stevie Roast! Stevie Roooooooooast! Ever met Stevie? hits a mint free-kick.
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Hey champ, how about you sit the next couple of plays out. Yeah, maybe just stop talking for a while.
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Ah the old cock in the ear finishing move! I can tell you were trained in warnings at a young offenders institution. Nowt wrong with that. amen.
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do you still have your Turkish kebab knife license? I would have sworn they'd taken it off you after that incident with Denzil the gay.
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Aye, mental Turks, he still turns up in my street wi his kebab knife and 'Yogi' - radge b*****d that he is! Whit aboot that time you shaved that badger doon the park?
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aye she has a banging tadger like, bit embarrassing when she whaps it oot during karaoke but different strokes and all that.
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LOLZER he's total bumpy danned yer etch-a-sketch! widnae mess wi ma dad like, since he found out my mums got a cock he's pure radge.
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You should use that scrotom line on potential 'tarts' - it's nearly worked on me.
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some barry stories cunto, sometimes I imagine you with a shaven head (by head I mean balls).