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the_russian

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  1. My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

    Stick a tattie in the exhaust.

  2. I think i'll stick to mugging grannies as this gambling lark seems like hard work.

    Aye but notice how they seem to carry less and less nowadays. You see stories in the papers about old grannies "robbed for just £28" etc

    Because if you robbed them for £800 it would be ok?

  3. Sorry - I do not agree.

    I think I have a better knowledge than the bookies when it comes to football betting. I will look through the full fixture list throughout England and Scotland and will pick my ONE bet for the day. This selection constitutes my main bet of the week. For example last night £100 on Blackburn to beat Sunderland @ 1.65. They won (albeit only just) and I walk away with £65 notes.

    My selection boils down to who I think will win - nothing to do with the odds. The usual selection is between 1/3 to 1/1. I win on average 4 out of 5 bets. I am up over £500 this season by following this one tactic alone.

    It's a great tactic if you are disciplined enough to follow it. My problem is that I usually see 5-6 games that tempt me, and put on 3/4 teamers. Singles and doubles are the way to make money, but usually I gamble purely for fun (apart from this month) and would prefer to have a small stake with a potentially, albiet unlikely, large prize.

  4. To the younger guys out there, i'd like to offer my 3 step programme to gaurenteed wealth.

    1. Always chase your losses, if you bet big enough you can always recover them.

    2. Whenever possble, gamble when drunk, you will reap the rewards of your bravery and better judgement.

    3. If you are on a good run, the chances are it will go forever, up your stakes and bet more frequently on high odds long shots.

    and my bonus point...

    15 team accumulators featuring teams that you know absoutely f**k all about are gaurenteed to secure a long term profit!!

  5. I thought this would have it's own topic, but I read in today's Metro that the 'Josh, Dad's found your scooter' ad for Picture Loans has been banned by the Advertising Standards Agency.

    They said it was because it trivialised the importance of making such a decision, however we all know that it was only banned for being too popular.

    It was because they caught you having a tonk over it in Curries.

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