heedthebaa

tomorrow, dont know if to laugh or cry

no such thing as a lady that cant cook AG, if i can muster the odd meal up, anybody can

get married, problem solved

We had Queen Liz at eyemouth today. What a load of bollox !! . Fucking polis everywhere, they were in boats, range rovers, bikes and on foot. Couldnt park the car in my usual place, you know the place that i park the cunting thing over 300 times in a year, nor in the car park over the road. Oh no, 1/2 a fucking mile away. Made me late for work and i nearly shit meeself, all coz of her. Was there any fuckin need. One bit did make me laugh though. Some auld biddy came down the road in a silver audi estate, parked, got out the car dressed in bright pink and everyone started cheering, waving their flags and taking photo's. The penny didnt drop till 8 motorbikes came down the road with the real queen in tow. fuckin priceless

thought he looked like the astronaut in Deep Impact myself. The one that was blinded and couldnt see his kid, ye know the one

a sausage sandwich woops a bacon sandwiches ass any day of the week

the quantity becomes less, but the quality becomes awesome

keep up the good work ya scummy cnuts

OCEAN DRIVE- Lighthouse family

fleetwood mac - dreams

yes

cant believe it's the same player.......... bristow's a fucking tool

bye rinky missing you already

i'm listening to that horrible high pitched ringing noise after consuming copious amounts of alkyhol

sorry DJP, didnt mean you, just used your quote

nowt i havent heard before very funny all the same . hoy, rinky, your thread needs you, please come back

now now, pick ya dummy up before you lose it

i know, my heart bleeds for them

i see you've learnt well off of rinky, my little grasshopper

GIRFUYIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZ you fucking scummy b*****ds sleeping giants ,my arse. your fucking in a coma and staying there

seen him kicking about a few times but thats it. seemingly left his missus a wee bit ago, her and his kids still live here though. he's no originally from eyemouth, think he's from around mussleburgh

i agree, really enjoyed it again tonight.. funny as f**k, taylors face like a smacked arse at 5 1. you just knew he'd come through though, arrogant p***k

same here, some brilliant darts been played

just back from watching saw v. enjoyed it but probably would have been better if i'd seen the other 4 first 8/10