Dee-funked

Whaur’s Jesse Curran?

Career stalled, was unavailable due to Tommy Wright grassing him to Interpol, alleging him to be an illegal immigrant.

Still playing there? Funny that, I thought he last played in the Belgian top flight.

Striker please!!

Very good shout Dee Man, looks very much like the boy in the pic. Also a teammate of Nathan Ralph at Woking.

They like a good typo do that mob!! Who can forget their big card display a few years ago before a derby that read DUPO? One of my dab mates had a scarf which was his pride and joy, had it since he was a kid, so he wasn't best pleased when I pointed out with a smile that it read..... "DUNDEE UNITED FOOTGALL CLUB" He then proceeded to chuck it in the bin and go in the right huff. Me and another pal spent the rest of that day in the pub winding him up rotten, asking him what the rules of 'footgall' are, if the 'footgall' scores are covered on Gillette Soccer Saturday. Pretty sure he left a full pint and stormed out the pub

Caulker?

I'm still of that opinion but he will only reach that potential if he loses the stubbornness and develops a humbler side whereby he holds his hands up when he gets it wrong, rather than always blaming the players.

His knowledge of players at every level of the game was unreal. At the sponsors do a few years ago, Gary Harkins told me Hartley was always first in to Dens every morning and last to leave at night, incredible number of hours he devoted to the club. His downfall in my opinion was his stubbornness bordering on arrogance. Very rarely held his hands up and admitted HE got it wrong, more often than not it was the players' fault. This led to him sticking with set-ups and strategies that clearly weren't working, until the point that they worked, which is why we had so many horrendous runs of defeats on the bounce. He always struck me as someone who would persist with a run of defeats if it meant his game-plan working just once, so that he can say "see, it worked."

i think we should just start making rumours up. carlos pena spotted in the wellgate Selling mobile phone cases?

‘I’ve Been Rodgered’ condones stabbing and deems it more acceptable than spitting, ‘BoredomGuy’ backs him up....standard sister’s yir mother toons fans’ responses. ETA Gowser’s a fuckin’ legend and after this has all blown over will put these hillbilly chunts in their place next season!

This is true. Had it happened at the POTY event, that could be classed as being on club time as he’s there representing the club, but regardless,the fact that the club are mentioned in the press reports of the incident can be seen as Gowser bringing the club into disrepute by association. I used to be a shop steward in my work and anytime their name was used in press reports of a staff member being convicted of a crime, it was seen as bringing the company into disrepute and therefore allowing them to sack the employee.

100% not gonna be Charlie, got another year at Stoke and got it from almost as good a source as you can get in this instance that he'll never move back to Scotland.

Looks like he’s leaning in to grass on the cup.

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Think they're reporting something along the lines of "The Kilmac Stadium at Dens Park"

Pantaloons and nicely sculpted old-timey 'stache old bean!!

This is the kits we wore in 1893. This season's home seems to be a nod to this, hopefully we will follow suit with the away.

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Yeh, doesn't fill me with confidence having watched that horror show from their defence last night.

BBC Gossip column has us linked with a move for Callum Booth from Thistle.

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