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Johnny van Axeldongen

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  1. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Take your envious eyes off my new NICAM Stereo TV before I gouge them out with a teaspoon

  2. Johnny van Axeldongen

    The Spunkotron 3000

  3. Johnny van Axeldongen

    How many G's has your phone got?

  4. Johnny van Axeldongen

    I'm taking part in a Sharia patrol around Langlees tonight

  5. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Red Tories voting for the Real Tories

  6. Johnny van Axeldongen

    President Trump is going to be one of the great American presidents – believe me!

  7. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Trump is going to be a great US president – believe me!

  8. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Donald J. Trump is the future of law enforcement

  9. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Neil Doncaster is a John McVeigh is a tit

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I need a list of words on P&B that get changed to something else a.s.a.p

    2. Rugster

      Rugster

      vandetta

    3. afca32

      afca32

      mhak

  10. Johnny van Axeldongen

    SilkSoft toilet paper is one of the worst toilet papers I've ever had the misfortune of using. One rung up from that tissue paper pish you used to get at school.

  11. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Yer Ma's yer Da!

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    2. Binos123sam

      Binos123sam

      Yer niece

    3. WFAANW

      WFAANW

      is?

    4. Binos123sam

      Binos123sam

      Yer niece made the family tree then yer cousin raped it!

  12. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Strip the tainted titles!

  13. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Traitors will be hanged and then shot

  14. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Pig fucking is a British institution. Proud Brits f**k pigs!

  15. Johnny van Axeldongen

    A packet of Cheese & Onion Chris please

  16. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Hello to all the lovely girls out there today enjoying the sun!

  17. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Blub blub blub, the politics of envy, blub blub.

  18. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Wee Teddy Miliband

  19. Johnny van Axeldongen

    #SNPYABASS

  20. Johnny van Axeldongen

    ABTR

  21. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Dave "L. Ron" King

  22. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Whenever I hear Willie Dyer mentioned I always wonder if he offers a wide range of colours

  23. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Attn Kerrydalestreet forum members: Number of Celtic fans at the Scottish Cup Final 2015 = 0

    1. ForzaDundee

      ForzaDundee

      I bet a few of the players are Celtic fans

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Fans in the stands ma man!

  24. Johnny van Axeldongen

    BOX OFFICE

  25. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Just call me Ed!

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