To be honest Jim, I'm surpirsed at you having anything to do with this nonsense. Having peoples musical preferences policed totally goes against the grain of what music is all about. Perhaps this is all just a wind-up to get me work up and if so, congratulations. But seriously I'm surprised at you being associated with this, even in jest.
Edited to include:
Steve Winwood - Why Can't We Live Together
Quite apt under the circumstances I think.