1. I fucking hate the Village of Twechar and the majority of people who live there.
2. I couldnt kick a ball to save myself, and only really follow football now because my 2 sons love it. They got me hooked after a LONG absence.
3. I hate the X factor, strictly come dancing and all the other pish like that on telly.
4. I would much rather pitch a tent somewhere in Northern England than go on a package holiday abroad.
5. I had to give up my job that I loved to care for my wife who has Multiple Sclerosis (and I fuckin hate it.)