C'mon now, play fair, Cruel Intentions wiz good. Ok, maybe not good, but it had Sarah Michelle Gellar saying 'You can put it anywhere', and french kissing some lassie.
As for Meet the Spartans I can only imagine how bad that would be, but if it's anything like Scary Movie then it would be scenes lifted directly from 300 with a fart joke, or a gay joke, or a joke about smoking weed, or a joke about a celebrity inserted. About as funny as blood on your toilet paper.
Anyway
No Country For Old Men - 7/10
Fargo - 9/10