Scotty Tunbridge

The award for best would formally be won KnightswoodBear week in week out like @gannonball people would declare him to be the best of a bad bunch, but like in our current political climate times are a changing and Scotland (P&B) now has more sense than it previously did. Third place: @TavTastic A surprising nomination for the former @AWRA many said he can actually be a decent *** poster when concentrating solely on the football it's a shame he can never do that. This man is delusional and would happily watch James Tavernier pump his wife/gf/mum etc. despite how shite he is at defending. Second place: @KnightswoodBear here he is, to keep up the political theme if he can no longer manage to win this award he is now pretty much redundant like Scottish Labour now find themselves. A complete clown shoe outfit. This man is also terrible at gambling his tips should not be followed as he is still getting trounced by @Div in the #BovrilBearChallenge commiserations First place: No one. Yes much like Scotland rejected Leaving the EU & Tory rule Pie and Bovril has rejected having a best Rangers poster 2019. Well deserved again like their old firm brethren many replaced their vote with 'lol' 'nope' and 'c***s to a man no thank you' well done P&B.

We all know who's won the worst poster for St Mirren lets just get on with it. Third place @Malky3 his political forum posting has probably got him third spot here. Tory. Second place @Lex & @Demented Zebra a decent poster and an absolute crack pot. As said if people could explain why they dislike Lex I'd be very interested to here about it. While Demented Zebra tries to live up to the first part of his username everytime he posts. A clueless dribbling simpleton his IQ score will be around the same as the number of points St Mirren have just now. Think he may have been emptied which is a shame I'd like to have seen him collect his runners up medal. First place obviously its @Munoz picking up well over two thirds of the vote he ran away with this one. The former @wisbit who was well known for posting videos of him playing football manager in St Mirren pyjamas despite being well into his 30s all the while his Mum would be in the back ground just incase he needed his arse wiped as he's too thick to do it himself. He was also banned under his previous guide for being a homophobic holocaust denier which is quite frankly disgusting. Hopefully @Div or similar can explain why he is allowed back? Maybe because of who he supports. While posting as Munoz he can frequently be found posting shite Mayall and Johnny Rotten gifs claiming he doesn't care about being nominated for this when he clearly does. He also claimed that St Mirren could beat anyone in the league bar Celtic they then struggled to finish 11th and only stayed up due to a penalty shootout against Dundee United whilst they were still in full banter years, Clueless.

The award for best St Mirren poster 2019 featured the sites owner so I expect him to take the site down in a rager if he hasn't won it like he normally does when they lose a game. Third place @Lex fantastic match day contributor IMVHO happy to see him get a podium here. Don't get the vandetta some have against him Second place @pozbaird & @Div & @djchapsticks, Does Div really deserve to be here? I think if he wasn't the site owner he wouldn't be standing on a podium for this one as people wouldn't be scared that they had to vote for him. Chapsticks should have had this one on his own great all round site contributions. First place @Coventry Saint do you still Coventry? Well done.

The award for the worst St Johnstone poster of 2019 sees a 4 way tie in third due to the amount of votes cast on the winner. So my write up for third will be non existent I'm afraid. Third place @tree house tam & @FrankChickens1 & @Radford & @Crroma Second place @ali_91 & @perthsaint1977. The yer da's of the site *cough* 8mile *cough* obviously had a problem with Ali to see him claim second place. One vote said they were sick of seeing him mewling round the site looking for attention and trying to call people out for racism and sexism. While perthsaint all that was said was he's an ITK c**t. First place @RandomGuy. who else but RandomGuy he pisses off people just by posting in their clubs thread. Even his own team's fans cant be arsed with him sometimes when he posts exaggerated hyperbole about how the team is performing. Some claimed he is a bit obsessive and needs to clean his nails out and stop lying about how long it takes him to get to games. Obviously still annoyed about the time he lied about how long it took to get to 'weegieland' from perth.

The awards for St Johnstone posters 2019 featured 2 run away winners showing a real quality behind both of these guys postings but the spread for voters was a bit thinner. Third place @ali_91 & @Radford. P&Bs very own Greta Thunberg (Sharon) and a mod take third place. Ali has made a massive comeback and changed his posting style completely from @the_saints_are_coming becoming the purveyor of justice and disher of telts, it's paid off for him seeing him scoop bronze. While if this was a competition for best mod Radford still wouldn't win it'd still be @Tynierose Second place @RandomGuy. affectionately known as BoredomGuy across the site he posts in most areas has he dees on strings just by posting in their thread. Is very passionate about Scottish football and will always fight his corner. A deserving runner up. First place @tree house tam this could be as most people are afraid he'll kick their c***s in if they didn't vote for him but Tam romped home here while ali acts the purveyor of justice tam is the purveyor of violence. His matchday contributions are decent and also hates Dundee so he's alright in my book,

For worst Ross County poster we only have first and second place and they are both ties due to so little posts cast. Second place @Comrie & @Savage Henry First place @frankthetank22 & @yoda an angry man with a shit username and someone who needs to bring back the katie perry avatar.

Going for an @Oleksandr style write up here because my dealings with County are few and far between. For best poster we have... Third place @bunglebonce Second place @yoda bring back the katie perry gif First place @Savage Henry cricket fan?

Hoping @thisGRAEME is happy for the above picture to be used when naming and shaming the second run away winner in the Motherwell awards. Despite hating Motherwell FC they have a decent bunch of fans bar a couple which P&B agreed with as only 5 posters were voted for and one of them is a Partick thistle fan I think. In third place maybe a 3 way tie between @Addie & @Jim McLean's Ghost 2 deserving posters. People are still waiting on addie to finish a list and Ghostie is an idiot he should have had a podium on his own. I think We had someone vote for @mrcat1990 when they said this "forget the boys name, that c**t that shagged the post op tranny and never noticed!! Nae foreplay, just rammed it in. Boys a weirdo" . If Pie and Bovril can clarify that would be great. In second place @Busta Nut a very angry young man. In first place no surprises here @MJC the closet *** really rubs people the wrong way which isn't surprising. You only need to look in any Rangers V Motherwell thread to see this cretin trying to get Rangers fans to pump him. Has definelty been to Ibrox more times than Fir park a complete wrong yin. Although he gets bites and attention which is what he's after, he'll probably be wanking himself into a coma that he got this award so convincingly. If people didn't feed the troll would he stop the faux Rangers love? who knows it never happens. Well done ***.

The result for best Motherwell poster 2019 featured a decent spread of posters but with a real runaway (deserving) winner. Third place a three way tie between @thisGRAEME & @Busta Nut & @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 3 v decent posters here. If any of them were Livi fans they could have won this. Another solid placing for one of the #terracebois. While Busta may seem angry here he is very funny on twitter and the general nonsense forum, would follow again. While I think the qualiy of Joey's simpson postings seen him take bronze. Well (you get it) played guys. Second place @capt_oats solid and sensible match day contributor likes stats and stuff to so is probably pals with @accies1874. First place the one and only (because nobody else could spell this username right to use it) @YassinMoutaouakil very very funny poster would happily buy this man a pint but sadly our club rivalry shall never see hands united over Lanarkshire. Can be found across most of the fourm with sane and balanced views. Keep your eyes peeled for a solid retention in 2020.

Update your game.

Switching it up a bit for the weekend. Tomorrow someone to go Mental about Motherwell? & Raging Ross County? Then on #SuperSunday we bring you a Saints double ( @Munoz is still absolutely shiting himself btw) we then close with hopefully *fingers crossed* a headsgone from a ***.

Won't spend much time on this as we literally only had 5 votes cast for worst livi poster and we only have a first and second place. Second place @LivelyLion & @LiviLion very similar usernames pisses me right off like @DAFC & @D.A.F.C. First place @LIVIFOREVER a double crown here which is the curse of being the only livi fan people remember. Also there is no need to have all caps for the username.

The vote for best & worst Livingston poster had a lot of P&Bers abstaining despite the fact Livi are now on track for their third successive year in the top flight hopefully more people will cast a vote next year. I feel really bad about them not getting many votes because they are a decent bunch in few numbers just not able to cause as many #scenes as their #diddyalliance brothers. Anyone could have won this really a very open race for the best poster. Third place a three way tie @ATLIS & @andylivi1 & @LiviLion. I think the guy andy does a podcast. I think Atlis is decent maybe, I'm pretty sure he posted a funny falkirk/dundee gif once. Livi lion is a good username well done guys. Second place @EdinburghLivi a real top lad, top avatar ryan gosling a very good looking man. He's a bit quieter these days which is a shame but he's my favourite Livi poster. First place @LIVIFOREVER think it was the fact most people remembered his username. Well played.

The worst Kilmarnock poster of the year was pretty easy for most with a very well deserving winner following in the footsteps of the man above. Third place we see a tie between @C4mmy31 & @Estragon. Cammy is a terrible terrible poster and should have featured much higher up this list or atleast claimed third on his own. A copy and paste expert he will embed nearly every Killie youtube video and tweet into the Kilmarnock thread making it difficult to navigate. He will mis-use ellipses and post shit ok finger emojis everywhere like a pre-pubescent teen. Estragon is a tragic enough poster he has 2 fan accounts dedicated to him I'm sure @Estragon is a fud and @Estragon IS NOT a fud will be happy to see this. Second place another tie between @craigkillie & @Fide, Maybe Craig is too intelligent or too hipster for some? either way he's definitely done something to irk a few posters on here. Is fide the Killie fan who beat Cancer? if so very well done for that Cancer is a horrible disease and we shan't joke about it. Fide is the angriest Kilmarnock fan on here since @The big chair left us so he probably deserves to feature here. Can often be seen having a meltdown in their match thread. First place @Dindeleux well done P&B you have shown maybe we can trust the general public with democracy. A tragic poster #TB4 is probably the worst patter in the history of the entire forum. He was absolutely rinsed by @LincolnHearts who had him nearly crying about dots and 2/3 bedroom ex/not council houses brutal stuff. He also took *** slagging way too far and rightly got emptied for it. Lets hope he can find happiness as @Sortmeout

The award for best KIlmarnock poster 2019 was a much easier race to follow than the hibs 'bois' before them featuring no draws taking us all back to when it was 2 points for a win and nothing for a draw #AMF Third place very surprisingly is @Dindeleux the recently emptied #TB4 posting, *** skelper done much better than expected here. Think he may well be back under @Sortmeout a mod to confirm this would be nice. Second place @Moomintroll good username, good avatar, good poster. Only downside is his political views this could be the highest placing for an open Tory in these awards. He also knows where to get the gucci Irn-bru which is appreciated. Offers sensible views on the football and across the general nonsense area long may it continue. First place @craigkillie a real run-away freight train here one of the terrace guys. Very Very knowledgeable about football he's a referee you know. Anything he doesn't know about football isn't worth knowing probably knows more about your own club than you do. Well done.

He’ll be back despite what some panic merchants on WAH say.

Crack up over Kilmarnock? Lethargic about Livi? Tomorrow.

Don’t we all?

Probably my favourite award getting to name the worst Hibernian poster of 2019. Fwiw they are all terrible so anyone really could have won this and I'd have been happy with whatever one it was. This vote did have the most posters nominated which really shows how much the hibs 'bois' piss everyone off it also means we will probably have a couple of joint awards again. Another fix? maybe but counting the votes up was a real who's who of shite so lets see who's the shitest. Third place @AberdeenHibee & @BawWatchin & @Henderson to deliver ..... & @MixuFixit & @Aim Here an unprecedented 5 way tie for third backing up the point they are all pish. Not to go full @Marshmallo here but bawwatchin is one of the few posters I have on ignore here so a real shame he needs to share a podium with 4 other cretins. Second place: @Snifter Pee Rot & @Lyle Lanley & @RadgerTheBadger another 3 arseholes here although Doyle/Lanley/SOL should have took this on his own a complete wet mop he could well be a real life Screech from saved by the bell. A guy who nearly started crying when football manager switched to steam and the reason I have a warning point for calling him what the filter changes to a 'Swampy'. (hopefully this can get rescinded for doing this thread). Radger is a complete psychopath who has an irrational hatred of @The Grass Is Greener. and most of the other hibs bois so he's ok in my books. Snifter is nothing more than a simpleton. First place @HibsFan yes taking a double crown which is fitting given his username as all hibs fans are the worst. He seems to follow posters around the site claiming they are bothered about stuff and posting shit floating heads hope he gets help soon.

The award for best Hibernian poster 2019 is a difficult one given it is one guy that runs all the accounts on here. It's a painful one for me to announce personally but due to them trying to be the ultimate lads of the forum this award a whopping 12 posters in contention making it the biggest spread for best poster mostly due to them all being the same person. So we may have a couple of joint awards it does make me think they have fixed it like this between themselves. Third place @Dave1875 & @Bohemian both closet Celtic fans. Second place @Henderson to deliver ..... pish username. pish club. First place @HibsFan & @Mon Dieu, Fitting that a guy called hibs fan wins the award since he seems to be the one hibs fans that owns all the accounts favourite one. Mon Dieu the king of .gifs shame he doesn't post too much anymore hopefully he can come in to collect his award. The main thing I can say about hibs is that they do know how to wind up the **** usually. Well done guys.

The worst Hearts poster category was much more cut and dry with two posters running away with this, but who took the top spot? lets find out. Third place @Elixir no suprises to see him here maybe just a shock he is so low. The former @Paulo Sergio most votes called him a 'snilvilling shitebag' which I get since we haven't seen him in months due to hearts current demise. Also shat out on a few charity bets I'm sure which is always remember by P&B. Lets hope he comes on to accept his podium finish. Second place @LincolnHearts a double podium for lincoln here pretty lucky to be involved in the best awards only due to the 3 way tie. Many called him 'sad' 'obsessive' 'creep' also that he takes the place way too seriously with the dots which I also get, but my word he got right in @Christophe and @Dindeleux 's heads so credit for that. First place @Pet Jeden can honestly say I hadn't noticed him about here until this thread but my god I can see how he won this. Raging bigoted arsehole tory obsessed with some Spanish guy on here just trying to learn English. Sick individual will definitely kick his cat after seeing this a well deserved winner.

Hearts fans on the whole are a decent set of guys and anybody here could have won IMO. The award for best Hearts poster 2019... Third place @LincolnHearts I actually like lincoln hearts maybe a bit delusional about Hearts chances of avoiding the drop. He also played a part in getting rid of dindy so thats a plus. His dotting wars are phenomenal entertainment. Second place @paranoid android another decent poster. His work in the depression thread is heartwarming an all round good guy. First place we have an unprecedented 3 way tie. Which just goes to show the real quality in amongst the Hearts posters. I'll list each poster in turn:- @topcat(The most tip top) knows his football, like his username. A solid choice. @JamieThomas A top lad. One of the first names that comes to mind when you mention Heart of Midlothian FC @Tynierose really happy to see this guy here. If this whole competition was for best mod he would win it hands down. An allrounder you can find him in here and beyond. The only thing that has maybe stopped him winning is being a mod/grass. Well done to all.

Oleksander is doing the Edinburgh clubs for me.

The vote for worst Hamilton poster had a bit more than the previously mention 4 posters involved which was nice to see, but there was only going to be one winner. In joint third place @FuzzyBear & @Patrick Bateman Fuzzy is completely clueless about accies so no surprises to see him here. While Bateman is a perma seething mess who refuses to meet me for a pint. But I also think he has stopped posting which is a shame. In second place @Scotty Tunbridge travesty to see him involved here. People did say he had an irrational hatred of the hibees was obsessive and crayon eater patter had run its race I'd disagree. In first place @Im_Rodger despite taking an enforced sabbatical part-way through the year the 'tefal foreheed' Tory loving Trump fan still ran away with this vote. A lot of people still hung up on the time he deleted a match thread. His political views also gurantee him the result every year barring something mental happening. As mentioned he can be decent when he isn't on the wind up but he usually is 9/10. Well done Rodg

The award for best Hamilton poster of 2019 was ridiculously tight with only 4 posters voted for and remarkably we almost had a 3 way tie at the top until the last set of votes. In third place @Im_Rodger Rodger can definitely be a half decent poster when he isn't on the wind up if this was for most improved poster of 2019 he'd be in contention. In second place @accies1874 great matchday contributions but can be a bit too stat heavy. A few fans thought he was a bit of a brown noser as well. In joint first place @Bert Raccoon & @Scotty Tunbridge 2 modern day heroes well deserving of the award, Bert for his love of tennants while most said Tunbridge has the hibees on strings. Well done guys.