Scotty Tunbridge

He’ll be back despite what some panic merchants on WAH say.

Crack up over Kilmarnock? Lethargic about Livi? Tomorrow.

Don’t we all?

Probably my favourite award getting to name the worst Hibernian poster of 2019. Fwiw they are all terrible so anyone really could have won this and I'd have been happy with whatever one it was. This vote did have the most posters nominated which really shows how much the hibs 'bois' piss everyone off it also means we will probably have a couple of joint awards again. Another fix? maybe but counting the votes up was a real who's who of shite so lets see who's the shitest. Third place @AberdeenHibee & @BawWatchin & @Henderson to deliver ..... & @MixuFixit & @Aim Here an unprecedented 5 way tie for third backing up the point they are all pish. Not to go full @Marshmallo here but bawwatchin is one of the few posters I have on ignore here so a real shame he needs to share a podium with 4 other cretins. Second place: @Snifter Pee Rot & @Lyle Lanley & @RadgerTheBadger another 3 arseholes here although Doyle/Lanley/SOL should have took this on his own a complete wet mop he could well be a real life Screech from saved by the bell. A guy who nearly started crying when football manager switched to steam and the reason I have a warning point for calling him what the filter changes to a 'Swampy'. (hopefully this can get rescinded for doing this thread). Radger is a complete psychopath who has an irrational hatred of @The Grass Is Greener. and most of the other hibs bois so he's ok in my books. Snifter is nothing more than a simpleton. First place @HibsFan yes taking a double crown which is fitting given his username as all hibs fans are the worst. He seems to follow posters around the site claiming they are bothered about stuff and posting shit floating heads hope he gets help soon.

The award for best Hibernian poster 2019 is a difficult one given it is one guy that runs all the accounts on here. It's a painful one for me to announce personally but due to them trying to be the ultimate lads of the forum this award a whopping 12 posters in contention making it the biggest spread for best poster mostly due to them all being the same person. So we may have a couple of joint awards it does make me think they have fixed it like this between themselves. Third place @Dave1875 & @Bohemian both closet Celtic fans. Second place @Henderson to deliver ..... pish username. pish club. First place @HibsFan & @Mon Dieu, Fitting that a guy called hibs fan wins the award since he seems to be the one hibs fans that owns all the accounts favourite one. Mon Dieu the king of .gifs shame he doesn't post too much anymore hopefully he can come in to collect his award. The main thing I can say about hibs is that they do know how to wind up the **** usually. Well done guys.

The worst Hearts poster category was much more cut and dry with two posters running away with this, but who took the top spot? lets find out. Third place @Elixir no suprises to see him here maybe just a shock he is so low. The former @Paulo Sergio most votes called him a 'snilvilling shitebag' which I get since we haven't seen him in months due to hearts current demise. Also shat out on a few charity bets I'm sure which is always remember by P&B. Lets hope he comes on to accept his podium finish. Second place @LincolnHearts a double podium for lincoln here pretty lucky to be involved in the best awards only due to the 3 way tie. Many called him 'sad' 'obsessive' 'creep' also that he takes the place way too seriously with the dots which I also get, but my word he got right in @Christophe and @Dindeleux 's heads so credit for that. First place @Pet Jeden can honestly say I hadn't noticed him about here until this thread but my god I can see how he won this. Raging bigoted arsehole tory obsessed with some Spanish guy on here just trying to learn English. Sick individual will definitely kick his cat after seeing this a well deserved winner.

Hearts fans on the whole are a decent set of guys and anybody here could have won IMO. The award for best Hearts poster 2019... Third place @LincolnHearts I actually like lincoln hearts maybe a bit delusional about Hearts chances of avoiding the drop. He also played a part in getting rid of dindy so thats a plus. His dotting wars are phenomenal entertainment. Second place @paranoid android another decent poster. His work in the depression thread is heartwarming an all round good guy. First place we have an unprecedented 3 way tie. Which just goes to show the real quality in amongst the Hearts posters. I'll list each poster in turn:- @topcat(The most tip top) knows his football, like his username. A solid choice. @JamieThomas A top lad. One of the first names that comes to mind when you mention Heart of Midlothian FC @Tynierose really happy to see this guy here. If this whole competition was for best mod he would win it hands down. An allrounder you can find him in here and beyond. The only thing that has maybe stopped him winning is being a mod/grass. Well done to all.

Oleksander is doing the Edinburgh clubs for me.

The vote for worst Hamilton poster had a bit more than the previously mention 4 posters involved which was nice to see, but there was only going to be one winner. In joint third place @FuzzyBear & @Patrick Bateman Fuzzy is completely clueless about accies so no surprises to see him here. While Bateman is a perma seething mess who refuses to meet me for a pint. But I also think he has stopped posting which is a shame. In second place @Scotty Tunbridge travesty to see him involved here. People did say he had an irrational hatred of the hibees was obsessive and crayon eater patter had run its race I'd disagree. In first place @Im_Rodger despite taking an enforced sabbatical part-way through the year the 'tefal foreheed' Tory loving Trump fan still ran away with this vote. A lot of people still hung up on the time he deleted a match thread. His political views also gurantee him the result every year barring something mental happening. As mentioned he can be decent when he isn't on the wind up but he usually is 9/10. Well done Rodg

The award for best Hamilton poster of 2019 was ridiculously tight with only 4 posters voted for and remarkably we almost had a 3 way tie at the top until the last set of votes. In third place @Im_Rodger Rodger can definitely be a half decent poster when he isn't on the wind up if this was for most improved poster of 2019 he'd be in contention. In second place @accies1874 great matchday contributions but can be a bit too stat heavy. A few fans thought he was a bit of a brown noser as well. In joint first place @Bert Raccoon & @Scotty Tunbridge 2 modern day heroes well deserving of the award, Bert for his love of tennants while most said Tunbridge has the hibees on strings. Well done guys.

Headsgone Hamilton? Headsgone Hearts? Headsgone Hibs? Find out tomorrow.

Apologies, misread my own typing but rest assured this has no impact on the actual podium places unfortunately.

The worst Celtic poster was a much more interesting race than the award for the best one. We even saw a vote for @BawWatchin big team found? Third place: @Flybhoy a double podium for fat daz Second place: @wastecoatwilly a deplorable human being. Complete fantasist. But well beaten by a worthy winner. First place: @Romeo horrendous troll who only enjoys watching his team win 4 leagues games a season. Offers little to no input on the actual football. Old firm threads on here would have about half the number of pages without his shite point-scoring and petty fishing. Grade A c**t.

Celtic's best poster is a slim picking category that is shown by seeing who came third Third place: @Flybhoy picks up third place. The sex pest yer da ex magee poster pipped some stiff competition to undeservedly get a podium place. I suppose fat daz p was partly responsible for Tony's thread so we will always have that and he can actually be ok talking about football sometimes. Second place: @gannonball mostly seen as 'the best of a bad bunch' this poster probably deserves second place and he isn't a complete weapon despite being a sellick fan. First Place: No-one. Thats right P&B unanimously decided that not one Celtic poster was a decent enough person or poster to take the crown. Many replaced their vote with 'nope' 'lol' and 'youve got to be kidding'. Well deserved IMVHO.

Wee boab is not a happy customer. I’m only relaying the votes of others. Sellick results to be posted at half time in the big Barclays game.

Now we have the dregs of the Granite city with the arseholes fighting it out to be called worst Aberdeen poster 2019. In third place we have @Bob Mahelp I can see why he got this he seems a bit dim and a bit raging. In second place we have the aforementioned closet *** @kingjoey as we will see throughout these awards being a closet *** will really count against you here. In first place the run away winner with over a third of the vote we have @afc_blockhead. I honestly haven't noticed him myself but many of the votes said he was prone to a headsgone or called him thick as pig shit or a perma-seething mess. So I'm hoping he comes on to accept his award and I can finally exchange pleasantries with him. Well done blockhead you raging mess.

The Award for best Aberdeen poster 2019 is as follows In joint Third place we have @kingjoey and @Jacksgranda 2 solid posters although I'm pretty sure Joey is a closet *** correct me if I'm wrong. I'm sure Jack will be proud of his granda as well. In second place we have @Dons_1988 a really solid poster I've only noticed around P&B recently myself. Does he have a previous username? Anyway a decent guy knows his football and looks like he likes a wind up. In first place we have the Mushroom supper eating, Green trouser wearing, Shite pun posting one and only @Melanius Mullarkey Previously MozzaMozza. His work as MozzaMozza was horrendous IMO he has improved a lot under his new guise and probably deserves this the general public agreed seeing him scooping over half of the vote. Well done Mozza.

No Dougie Imrie in the top 20 absolute lies Bennett

The votes have been counted. For verification purposes can anyone confirm if @Fraser Fyvie = @Lyle Lanley ?

Results today. 2/3 teams per day. Starting with Aberdeen & Sellick.

If you guys want to get your own back voting is still open until midnight. Kind Regards, Scotty

Cats 1/10 - I went in the hope of a so bad its good showing and didn't think it could live up to how bad the critics said it was but wow it really is that bad. The CGI/Costumes are too distracting for it to hold up as a musical while the story/dialog/characters don't hold up enough for it to be a normal movie. The 'star-studded' cast are mostly terrible bar a couple who try their best with the crock of horse-shit they have to deal with (Ian McKellen and Jason DeRulo surprisingly). James Corden and Rebel Wilson shit all over the screen when they appear with their usual 'I'm so fat' and 'Ow my vagina/balls' comedy. Do not see this movie.

He’d be a millionaire with the amount of people living in that c***s head.

Describing someone as a black guy is racism? Ok then.