Nizlopi
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asylum
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There was a thread on here a while ago that went along the lines of, "if you could tell your younger self what you knew now what would it be?". Can't find I though so can anyone help?
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the adjustment bureau - 6/10
not nearly as good as it could of been.
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i fucking love it and jump at the chance to do it.
as you say you mostly are working on your own which suits me perfectly
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Just passed my driving test at the first attempt.
congratulations
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not slept since i woke up at 7am saturday
fucking knackered but got shitloads of coursework left to do
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I have one of my sister's pals who is/was a 1st year at Aberdeen. She posts a status on every night out and throughout the year the spelling has got worse and worse (I suspect deliberatly). She is an horrible human being and hate her guts, she is so fuckin in-your-face and comes across as one of those "look at me i'm so wacky!" types... anyway here is her latest effort:
lovi ligw abvrefen nihts di mrrtdy cosrem
I have her purely for the comic value. Next time she comes round here (hopefully never again but is quite a good friend of my sister) she is getting telt.
is that even english.
anyway someone has just posted a picture of themselves planking on an eletricity pylon
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pie from Murrays the bakers
undoubtedly the best bakers in Scotland. anyone who disagrees is a moron
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I find them shit as well. Some of my facebook friends used to constantly do it to one another. But it used to be stuff like "Just found out my brother has cancer. Nightmare". Not really very funny tbh.
why would anyone even joke about that. thats just horrible
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Some wee b*****d spat on my car today. Well my mum's, but I was driving. I gave him a blow of the horn after I had to practically do an emergency stop after he walked out in front of me to catch up with his pals after he hesitated running over the road with his them. The b*****d didn't even look and when he realised I had had to come to a standstill he just sauntered over in front of me at his own pace, I then gave him the horn, he mouthed someting then spat at the bonnet. The wee c**t got the fingers and a fair helping of four letter words. Spitting, especially on somebodys car, is fucking disgusting.
what a wee sod.
i would of had no hesitations to running him over
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can anyone tell me what the mission statement/customer charter of british airways is.
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kentucky jack from KFC
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Spent the best part of the last 3 months doing my graded unit for college. only to get it back yesterday saying it was good work but not enough to justify getting marked
it was 93 pages long.
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Around nine years ago I mentioned "Orkney cheddar" to my then-girlfriend, now-wife, who said, "I thought orkneys were extinct."
i've just got funny lloks off my fellow library users after laughing really loudly at this
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ember
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Same girl came up with the idea that football players should wear velcro to stop them pulling each others shirts
thats actually quite a smart idea.
dragons den here i come
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my mum just posted this on facebook
:angry:,,oooO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Many People Will Walk
,,,(,,,,),,,,,Oooo,,,,,In & Out Of Your Life,
,,,,\,,(,,,,,,,(,,,,),,,,, But Only Sons & Daughters,
,,,,,\_),,,,,,,),,/,,,,,, Will Leave Footprints In Your Heart
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(_/,,,,,,,, & Memories That You Will Hold Locked Inside Forever..
Re-post if you have a heart full of footprints...
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pride
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i cant get pie and bovril to work at all on my phone
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i was singing atomic kitten on the karaoke tonight
pure shaming
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not had a decent nights sleep in ages
feckin knackered
its not gonna get any better aswell, til i finish college in month
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How long does it take to cook spag bol?
a good homemade bolognaise sauce should be cooked for somewhere between 1 hour and 2 hours depending on how much tomato you put in it.
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5 large pancakes with 6 rashers of bacon and tonnes of maple syrup washed down with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and a pot of strong tea.
it was heaven on a plate
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Word Association
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