Randall Graves

pikey

Cesspit

black

From the profanisaurus Rio - Bald Cnut with wavy lips

box

button

selling

pudding

lemon

immigrants

revaeb

Lemon

Bean

frog

Never been asked to do jury duty but have been told there is a selection process prior to officially sitting in court. Does the letter say you have to look as respectable as possible or can you turn up dressed like a jakey or a pimp in the hope you get out of doing it?

Watched the remake of The Hitcher last night. OK but nowhere near as menacing as the original was. 5.5/10

Watched a film called Idiocracy on sky last night, made by the same people that do beavis and butthead. 6/10, quite funny.

Watched Spiderman 3 on Saturday night, better than I thought it was going to be. 7/10 Also Die Hard was on last night, guess it won't be on over Christmas this year then!

Theres only one return and thats of the Jedi. Have you seen the first Clerks? It's a bit strange as its filmed in black and white but its funny too. Watched Animal House the other night, classic

BMW drivers in north west london who regardless of gender, colour or driving ability, believe they have the right of way on every roundabout they negotiate, regardless of what other drivers have already committed to doing on said roundabout.