Busta Nut

Nobody's gonna change me, 'cause that's who I am!!!!

oh aye sorry, I forgot I had done that!

Ok, I'll be hard... i mean waiting

Panda chats up Jockey Scott http://t.co/39hKC2vQ

Peep show is fantastic

PoP is never on noo, mind she had that barny?

Prolly something dirty, A big black dildo?

Put a "bath bomb" ma sister had left in ma bath. No a great idea. Glitter fuckin every where. Sparkly night oot for me.

see i was at the wind up but this guy really wants to knob you, he's trying his heart oot!

Sitting Sipping a @fireballWhisky with some barr's cola. This is bliss.....!

Sleepin I'm is a c**t.

So this is how you do it

Some big herpe face holdin doors open. Shite feart of the door noo. Catch that shit.

stay off ma profile

SuperAlly,If you weren't a wee cock. You'd be fine

ta man. i'll look into it!

tanna dump game, when is it? it's a sunday!

that was fun POP

the amount of new posters who are on here and acting the goat is unbelievable.

The Oracle Is a p***k

the user has given up

Think there is zero chance of getting a Stone Roses ticket

This old dear has been.talking for 10 mins. Not once has this old guy looked up from his paper. http://t.co/MPyYGdVO

Tintin is pish. #turnedaff

Train delayed for over an hour. Signal problems at level crossings. Englund is a shitey shite country.