ffcsam
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Hordes? Accies? LolzTippex an "i" between the c and the e, then sit back and laugh as hordes of Hamilton fans sit patiently in the auditorium waiting for something to happen.
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Do u need an apprenticeIt's horrific. There is five of them as well, three weans to destroy the place. It actually costs us a fucking fortune to feed the b*****ds, they never lift a finger to help clean the place either.
I fucking hate it. I will be working strange hours next week.
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On a similar note, my Aunt (who stays in Essex) is coming to stay with us on Thursday.Got my brother in law and his tribe staying with us for the week.
She is a tad mental, and not in a good way.
Hate saying that about family but it's true
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Cans of CarlingPint of Carling
Until later, then I will be on Bacardi
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^^^addicted to wedding cakeBloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats!
You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair.
Pussies!
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weekly basis then?Only thing my mrs does to piss me off is say "It's only a game" or "There's always next week" when Arbroath lose
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Can of Tennents to accompany bad darts practice.
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right, I am clueless at this but what does that mean? how much would you have to bet in order to make a tidy profit?BIG arb opportunity here: http://www.oddschecker.com/football/scottish/division-3/rangers-v-stirling-albion/both-teams-to-score
Yes: 2.25
No: 2.00
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Edinburgh practically always misses out on the stuff, and when we do get some, it rarely lies.
Honesty is the best policy
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Got stuck on my first delivery this morning (wee farm in Banknock), got towed out after a 20 min wait then the snow just melted away during the day.
Was fearing the worst but got through the rest of the day with no problems
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Tennent's
Snap
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Yoko Ono, she annoys me
Ono he didn't!!!!!
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I was just leaving Denny on my way to Edinburgh at 6am there when my works phone rang.
"Morning Sam , we know you have been struggling this week due to having injured your ribs ( subcrawl injury)so we have split your run up between 2 other drivers"
"We have phoned your boss (mr cunto) and informed him . Have a days rest and we will see you tomorrow"
My boss then calls , " I have decided to give you the day off, phoned the depot and told them you were struggling so go back to bed and I will see you later"
I wonder which one I believe???
*clue, it ain't Mr Cunto's version.
So now I am home, having a coffee, some toast and hopefully going back to sleep.
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tomorrow ain't looking good at all. can't get comfy standing/sitting/lying down.
Wouldn't change yesterday at all.
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only a matter of time before I head to Forth Valley hospital I think.
In absolute agony
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I think having 3pints in Dow's before actually starting the crawl was not the best idea
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I can barely move. Not sure if I have cracked ribs or not..
Cheers for the day out
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Does Dows do food in the morning?
usually, but my mum's working this morning
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A sensible coffee before the carnage later on.
Hopefully my liver will stand up to the task
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That's brilliant .I've just jumped on my Dads bed, shouting "Subcrawl,subcrawl, subcrawl!!!!!"I had to drive all the way to Knightswood to do it. He's fucking fuming. And possibly having some kind of cardiac event.
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that's the fucker!!!This ane ?
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Nah, the one in which he looks like Antony Keides (spelling prob wrong) .
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the photo is a belter.That image will stay with me forever.
If anyone has it, please post it so we can put it above our respective fireplaces
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Indeed CapitanoSo said the lead singer of the Inspiral Carpets.
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The Simpsons best bits
in TV and Film Forum
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"i am evil Homer"