Just been browsing the Gold forum and was on the thread about the Aberdeen fan being lit on fire and felt like I had to re-share the genius response I just read:
Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:23, said:
I told you to f**k off.
You have a very black and white view of the world.
Swampy, on Nov 1, 2009, 18:24
What's black and white and red all over?
It raised a fair chuckle