clyde til we die
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Flintstones
Wilma !!!!!!!!!!!
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Clyde Til We Die, parrot-keeper. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Clyde Til We Die will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Costs a bomb, though.
If it means you're getting a bionic ankle, that'd be cool as f**k!
better than what the mrs said, she said i'm getting a caliper (sp) 0 -
I have a wee bit of toothache and it's Queens away tomorrow!
What do you mean a wee bit ? you've either got toothache or you have'nt 0 -
I've got to go to the southern general today to see some dude about bio-mechanics for my ankle, wtf does that mean
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Captain
Caveman
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Show
Boat
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An investment has been made.
One of these days I'm going to back one of your good tips, I only seem to back the bad ones and keep missing your winners.
You said it
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Can't fucking sleep
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After leaving several messages on her answerphone without getting any response, I called round to the ex's flat unannounced. I pressed the entryphone buzzer and my daughter answered it.
'Hiya, it's Dad'
'f**k off!' and she slammed the phone down!
The ex let me in a minute latter but there was sign of the kids who had shut themselves in the lounge. I also got told that if I came round uninvited again, the ex would consult her solicitor about getting an injunction against me from contacting her and the kids. Christ knows what she's got planned for Christmas but I doubt I'll be part of it....
Kids eh ! Why do you let your kids speak to you like that ? slap her fucking arse.
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Bath
Shower
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Odds
Sods
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See yesterday? I went to the McDonalds in Stevenston and it was fairly busy, the queue was right to the door. Anyway, there was one big queue and when you got to the frint you branched off to one of the tills. However, some wee McDonalds guy came to us and directed us to individual till queues. Anyway, I got stuck behind 2 families who were ordering Happy Meals and as a result all the people who were behind me in the original queue would have been served well before me. I got annoyed when the person 2 behind me in the original queue got served and I was still behind the same 2 families who were taking an eternity.
So I got fed up and walked away and went to the Subway at the Whittlets Roundabout instead.
Do you understand?
I was not amused.
Yes, so why do they call it fast food ?
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Steps - 5678
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The Gaslight Anthem or Slipknot
Who ???????????????
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Water B)
Poooveee, last bud of the night for me
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TTF - The ultimate high
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The stranglers - golden brown
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Jammy c**t!
Fanny central
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FFS, that was my wedding 1st dance...the memories
The Beach - New Order
You still love her Tom
My way - Sid vicious
Edited to add.........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE
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Girls aloud
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Queen Of My Heart by Westlife.
My tunes are getting stranger by the post
Mrs CTWD says your a poof
friggin in the riggin = the pistols
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Away from her 8/10
It's about an Alzheimers-inflicted wife who moves into a care home but then forgets her adoring husband. Very sad and poignant. Probably not every-ones cup of tea but in my line of work I really enjoyed it. I did have a wee
Was this on tv or dvd ?
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Wonderful tonight - Clapton
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Thats dangerous play at this time in the morning.
so says a lightweight Got home from work at 1230, put Match of the Day on the Sky+ and am now on my 4th can of Tennent's Lager.
Good evening mr H wragg
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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You were going for a piss ?