Pregnant Glasgow wifie in a phonebox, dials 999, gets through to the Ambulance service . . .
Ambulance personnel - ''What is the nature of your emergency ?''
Glasgow wifie - ''Am pregnant !''
Ambulance personnel - ''I'm sorry, but being pregnant in itself isn't really an emergency.''
Glasgow wifie - ''But ma waters hiv broke.''
Ambulance personnel - ''Oh that's different. Where are you ringing from ?''
Glasgow wifie - ''Fae aboot ma fanny tae ma feet !''