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Because younger age groups aren't really affected by the virus so there's no incentive to get one?

Booking for a pint that can only be drunk in a beer garden at an allotted time just shows how far from normal things like pubs are going to be. I will be giving all that a wide berth until it's punted and pubs are back to normal. If people flock to them with these sort of restrictions still in place I suspect it's simply going to prolong the whole circus but as you did point out you just want a pint which is if course fine. Pubs beer gardens are best avoided for a while after they open. They'll be like the Friday before xmas with all of the part time drinkers etc.

I've found that whenever there's an announcement it's just giving you permission to do what you've already been doing for 2-3 weeks.

If you're wanting a full on party then it's worth taking the risk as the fine for first offenders is only £30 per person..

You can do whatever you want. If you want to visit people indoors do it.

Nippy and co are anti - booze. They want pubs closed and everyone to go around drinking irn bru whilst waving saltires.

Let's pray for an asteroid strike so we can wipe the slate clean and start again.

They eat their young in Fallin.

I'm £16.50 for a return from Falkirk to Glasgow. I take the car because it's cheaper.

Another one to add to the Scottish Governments list of successes like BiFab, Fergusons, Prestwick Airport etc.

The first lesson is don't copy China.

There's inevitably going to be more cases in schools etc with the LFT's taking place. The only number that counts is deaths rate and nobody has got the balls to come out and say what's acceptable.

He's terrible at most things to be fair.

It's not like Humza to slaver a load of pish.

The magic money tree.

Most of the coffin dodgers in shops don't do social distancing or wear a mask properly. I'm a huge fan of natural selection.

What's going on in Stirling?

It's all about the bloody teachers, they really think they're something special. I'd have the low paid supermarket workers ahead of them in the queue.

Donathan must work for The Cooncil or something.

You won't get away with that in a well run company which monitors productivity etc via their systems.

He's using the Seville calculator

That's far too clever for most.

Much of it is to do with us being one of the unhealthiest nations on earth.

Nippy will have 5 stages to make it more Scottishy.