[Glasgow Area 5's]

I'm no playin cos I hink yis are all p***ks. I'l find a replacement.

WASSUPWIDAT!

I'm in.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

I'm tired, but I can't sleep because I keep getting horrible bouts of cramp in my legs which to say the least, is hardly pleasant.

Ye should be watchin the wrestling. Santino Marrella was dancin in eez y-fronts wae ZZ Tops a minute ago.

[The Wrestling Thread]

I hear that Jeff Jarrett is shacked up with Karen Angle and Kurt Angle is actually considering leaving TNA over it.

WASSUPWIDAT!!!

[The Wrestling Thread]

ECW on SyFy 14/07/2009

No I didn't get that spelling wrong, even for a joke.

NON SPOILER NOTE : Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin opens the show and is worth watching. If you haven't heard Yoshi Tatsu's music yet, get onto YouTube and find it.

Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin

Goodness ! These two guys had a stellar match at Survivor Series one year. Both men have improved from that point as well. This was on par with the PPV match that I mentioned. Both guys pulled out the big guns with each other and they didn't ruin it with interference, as the only interference in the match was well delivered. Good TV match here. ***3/4

Backstage with Zeke. Not a horrible guy on the mic even if he didn't have anything to say.

Paul Burchill vs. Yoshi Tatsu

The finish of this match gets blown which takes marks away, but I'm loving the aggression from Burchill. Tatsu has only just started on ECW, so some blown spots can be excused but not for long. Not a bad match, but a bit short. *

Backstage with GM Tiffany and Tyler Reks. Tyler wants an in-ring debut next week. Tiffany will consider it.

Goldust vs. Zack Ryder

I guess Goldust is the old hand in the ECW roster at the moment. I could think of worse guys to take the role as Dustin wasn't bad in his day. A decent win for Zack Ryder here if they are serious about pushing him, but he didn't look very good in there. Goldust was pretty good here at making Ryder look credible and made the match worthwhile at least. 1/2*

Sheamus vs. Roman Cornell

Sheamus needs subtitles when he get the microphone. Seriously. He also needs a tanning booth like nobody's business. Love Sheamus' finisher. This was not worth rating as it was even short by squash match standards. N/A

Vladimir Kozlov vs. Tommy Dreamer

Why are we getting Kozlov main eventing ECW two weeks in a row ? That was a decent enough short match, but it doesn't bode well when Kozlov can't go for five minutes without doing some sort of rest move two times in the same match. *1/2

OVERALL

********

The usual solid ECW show.

Stay in the back! The Hurricane is coming to ECW.