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Raven

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  1. Saw a lassie getting bit by one in a pub recently. Wasn't exactly a headline story although she did end up getting a few stitches. Scared the crap out of her though. My idiot mate had just petted it (the dog, for clarity) a few minutes before. The owner got it out of there sharpish although I suspect it wouldn't be hard to track him down.

  2. 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

    In a surprise to absolutely no-one, my wife thought it was real. I missed a few minutes, when I  joined it I doubted her description and made me apologise when they were indeed talking about human meat. I agreed they were but doubted the programme was genuine. It took another 10 minutes for her to come round to reality.

    There's some amusing comments on Facebook. I guess most of them regretted posting about ten minutes later

  3. I once met a Nobel prize winner (a top notch proper one, none of the books or peace crap); almost staggered into a prime minister in Tesco; a few musos and footballers of note; ultimately the most famous (and my mum does have the photo framed as a permanent reminder) was Nadia Almada from big brother fame, in las America.

  4. 1 hour ago, Salvo Montalbano said:

    Fucking hell. First time in the Premier League, first time in the tip flight for about 40 years and that's the shite they'll be wearing? I suppose it'll fly off the shelves but still. The black stripe - why? Awful.

    I've looked at it till I'm (navy) blue in the face, and I still don't see a black stripe.

    Much better effort than the last time they did the similar stripe, IMO.

  5. Even as the final penalty kick soared high and wide into the jubilant crowd behind the goal, I knew that somehow Luton winning the play off final would somehow trigger the collapse of the Barclays, and possibly the western economy. All this because they don't want Haaland to have to come in throught the shitty away entrance.

  6. 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

    Trent playing in the No10 role for England against Malta and instantly being compared to Messi.

    Has a footballer ever been so over rated? Am I missing something?

    Is it a big joke and they’re ripping the pish out of him?

    I don’t get it. At all.

    With the never ending stick he gets and being dropped from the world cup squad, despite the contribution he made, I'd say yes there are many  more overrated players. IMO.

  7. 2 minutes ago, Swami said:

    Listening on the radio because f**k Viaplay. Craig Levein has described the score as ‘Zero-Zero’ three times now, and Tom English said it was ‘Nil all’. It’s angered me far more than is reasonable. 

    It's still zilch apiece.

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