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Todd_is_God

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  1. Fucking self checkouts.

    *beep* do you have your own bags?

    *pushes button to indicate yes*

    You then proceed to scan your items and at the finish it asks you how many bags you have bought, there aren't any bags there to use you stupid electronic c**t, so how could I have used them?

    Good point. People obviously can't be trusted to pay 5p per bag, so there are none there.

    You need to find someone to bring you bags, meaning that self-service is now less handy than going to a manned till.

  2. Saw a couple of American tourists take a picture of the Apple store in Buchanan St yesterday. Not even the building , just the door bit. Are they surprised that Scotland has one of these* ?

    *ETA : An apple store , not a door.

    A few years ago I was in America with my american football team at the time. We visited a middle school, and some of the questions the kids asked were outrageous:

    "Do you have planes in Scotland?"

    "Do you have electricity in Scotland?"

    "If you call a vacation a holiday, what do you guys call Christmas?"

    Were some of the gems.

  3. Disgraceful! Although to be fair, it's a lot easier to post on this thread than it is to write a letter of complaint to Oracle.

    Mental now to think back at how useful teletext was. Sitting for ages, staring at the screen as it scrolled through the pages, to find the result of a pitch inspection, only to find the dreaded red "P-P" in place of the yellow "v"

  4. .@itzdrk like that. If you lead a tweet with a user or group of users handle(s), only those who follow all those users will see it on their timeline. Adding a character before the first handle means everyone who follows you will see it.

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