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  1. I watched the new Twilight film with the burd last Friday and it was actually not that bad, I watched the first one with her and thought it was rubbish but the 2nd one had a lot more action in it.

    I would give it a 7/10.

    I agree. The missus has read the books, and has got herself caught up in the hype. She is the same with bloody Harry potter! Anyway, I havent read the books, but the films are actually not bad, much better than the usual teenage nonsense.

  2. The Rum Diaries - Hunter S Thompson

    10/10

    Fantastic, an absolutly stonking book. I've been meaning to read this for ages, and finally picked up a copy last week. I read Fear and Loathing when I was 15 or 16, it didn't really do anything for me, but this book blew me away.

    The writing style is superb, and Thompson manages to create such a strong, vivid image in your head that you really feel the heat of the sun on your back and the rum sliding down your throat.

    This book is basically a fictional account, although it's easy to see that it is based on Thompsons own experiences, of a travelling journalist who finds himself in San Juan working for the local English language paper. Drinking rum from breakfast into the wee small hours, watching stunning women on the beach, fighting with the police and diving for lobsters for lunch. God, I wish I was there!

    Read it. Now. What are you waiting for?

  3. Don't Say a Word - 6/10

    Predictible but watchable "thriller", albeit in a paint-by-numbers style. Fairly flimsy plot line that was see through within 5 minutes, but for some reason managed to bowl along nicely.

    Maybe it is the fact that Brittnay Murphy nearly, oh yes nearly, flashes a nipple in one scene!

  4. Obviously I know what a spirit is, gin, whisky, vodka, rum etc. But why does this collection of totally different drinks all come under the header of spirit, is there a particular type of distillation process that makes a spirit a spirit, or if not, then why are they different to wine, beer or cider?

  5. Anyone been to Disneyland Paris?

    No, but my inlaws went last summer with their grandkids. Total rip-off apparently, lots to do to entertain youngsters but boring as feck for the adults. Be prepared to wait in line, sometimes up to 2 hours for the rides. Take food in with you, or remortgage the house if you buy lunch there.

    Or, just don't go!

  6. 'Porno' is great book for reading in public, you always get some funny looks! biggrin.gif

    Glue and Filth are also easy reading and interlink in part with the same charachters.

    It has always amused me that one of the greatest authors this country has produced, and in some peoples opinion, one of the finest ever of his genre, is almost seen as something you should be embarassed to admit to enjoying. I read Porno on my meal break at work, and my gaffer took me aside later and suggested that I find "something more suitable" to be reading at work. As an experiment, the next day I bought a copy of Maxim, read it at lunch, and no issue whatsoever!

  7. I think someone earlier likened it to a Scooby Doo plot, which is pretty much spot on. A dreadful dreadful effort.

    I don't understand what it is with Dan Brown. He has shown that he has reasonable literary talent, and has produced a series of books that are essentially fairly good beach reads, but for some reason half the world is jumping up and down hailing him as the next Messiah.

    I consider myself a fairly well-read bloke, and I will read more or less most books, even if it's only the first few chapters to get a feel for a book. I have read a couple of Browns books, and have to be honest, they aren't bad, just over-hyped. Having watched the film adaptations, which are fairly good, I have to wonder what the critics/publicists/award-hander-outers see in his work.

  8. The programme is quality at the moment. You have to feel sorry for Whitney, she has had her fair share of odd ball lovers.

    If Lucy does not keep the baby I am sure it will be a miscarriage, not sure if Eastenders would tackle abortion?

    Abortion is exactly the type of thing the producers would get stuck into at the moment. The show has tackled some excellent stories recently, and it wouldn't surprise me if jane kept it from Ian, and this was another angle to the story.

    Long live Eastenders!

  9. Don't get me wrong, I think he's a cracking storyteller, and the likes of "It" and "The Shining" are up there with my favourite novels. When I say literary merit I just mean the difference between his stuff and the works of, say, a Dickens or a Wilde. It's like the difference between popcorn blockbuster movies and arthouse cinema. It doesn't make it any less enjoyable!

    It's completely impossible to compare authors of such a different time. That would be like comparing a bow and arrow back in the wild west compared to the stopping power of an Apache helicopter in Afghanistan today.

    If that is your criteria as to literary worthiness, then there isn't an author writing today that could match Dickens or Wilde, Austin etc, and there won't be in the future. each generation creates a few distinguished authors that stand head and shoulders above the rest, and that and only that, is what litarery merit should be based on.

    Personally, I much prefer the likes of Mist and The Long Walk to It or the Shining. If you haven't read them then I urge to do so, particularly The long Walk.

  10. It's not Lucas. I know who it is, and I'm not amused about it given the post I made recently on this thread in regards to the sex symbols of the square.

    You have to post a spoiler after releasing this little tidbit.

  11. Stephen King and the like, which is enjoyable enough despite the lack of literary merit.

    Stephen King lacking literary merit? Are you serious? What types of books do you usually read? Each to their own, but I certainly think that even if you are not a fan of King, you cannot honestly believe that he is not one of the few modern-day masters.

  12. Green Street - 6/10

    Not bad, but not great. Probably one of the better football hooligan films that have come out of late. Elijah Woods as an American student, extremely green around the gills, adds a bit of (unrealistic) added interest. The film features some really well scripted fight scenes, and a couple of slow-motion and shaky camera fights add to the atmosphere.

    Best character has to be Bovver, the dark, moody second in command. Towards the end, when he is standing on the bench with a bottle of Vodka and crying his heart out is a good piece cinema.

    The guy who plays the leader of the firm, I forget his name, overacts so much it's actually funny.

    Best scene - when they leave the pub and walk down the street singing "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles". I challange any fan of any club to watch this scene and not want to be in the middle of the crowd.

  13. Well done to all the actors. jack messed up, and a couple of dodgy camera zooms, along with Staceys mike getting caught in her jacket, but these aren't live actors, they are used to having several takes if they messed up.

    I don't know how I feel about it being Stacey, but it was a heck of a good finish to the storyline.

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