When the snow first started a couple of days before Xmas some pleb slid into my next door neighbours car. Fair enough, accidents happen in this weather, but the erse got out, had a look and started to drive off... Luckily my neighbour was watching from the end of the street where he was walking back from the pub and saw the accident! To put it politely, the young guy in the car wouldn't need a knife and fork for Xmas dinner, but a straw would do just fine!