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Mon then square jiggy.

My mate went a while back and took 3 point-blank hits on the same bit of the inside of his thigh, it looked absolutely excruciating and was pretty off-putting. I've not actually been paintballing, but I plan to go ASAP! My other mate rammed into the back of me at go-karting and gave me a bloody agonisingly sore neck, it was a yellow flag and he, being the idiot that he is, didn't notice it and beasted it down a ramp at full speed, careering into the back of me

She is absolutely dreamy. I've had a minor obsession with her for a good while now.

Aye, fair play, I was just being sarcastic! I'd personally still regard it as more of an activity though, because, as you said, it's not done competitively in this country. It's debatable though, much like darts. I wouldn't say it's extreme to be fair. Maybe bollock-naked paintball, but not regular paintball

And feather tickling.

I think one of their songs was on a recent FIFA game - the two really don't go well together Mind you most FIFA music is gash, they should just use the Pro Evo 2008 soundtrack every year!

Even better! Despite this being massively hypocritical; the Scissor Sisters - really?

Can you read!? He politely asked her to stop first.

Should have given her a boot in the pie for good measure imo.

Katy Perry Pixie Lott Kylie Minogue Diana Vickers Enrique Iglesias Pitbull Flo Rida Kelly Clarkson Leona Lewis Nicole Scherzinger Rihanna Shakira Take That Taylor Swift The Saturdays The Wanted JLS Tulisa As ashamed as I am of myself, I can console myself that with the exception of a couple of those artists (especially Katy Perry), I only like a few of the above lists' songs. I should still be cleansed, though, as I could add even more. Someone quote this and add in the double facepalm meme - it's the least it deserves

Ron

Godspeed, Barry, godspeed.

Wanna put that theory to the test babes? xoxo

Ah, your alibis are all watertight. Farewell. Orrr, you could just use Paint As Jocky would say "that MS Paint program is top o' the teckle!"

Black their faces out and get it posted then ya big wuss!

Aye, forgot to add that wee 1st and 2nd years who are younger than and didn't know him at all, are using his death and their subsequent "upsetness" as a reason to go home from school with permission from teachers. Crazy.

I guess no-one'll ever know for sure whether or not the throw from the dead lad that hit the boy was deliberate. Apparently the boy that died was epileptic, which may have had something to do with the cardiac arrest. And I have to disagree with you, the boy intended to hurt him but I'm sure he never knew that he was epileptic and also that 2/3 minutes later his victim would collapse dead. He's been charged with assault with danger to life, which will give quite a hefty sentence. As far as I'm concerned it was a freak, I won't say accident, but event. The cretins (vast majority of people) in my school have made a massive Rangers shrine outside one of the main entrances/exits of the school closest to where it happened, absolute arseholes. Everyone is greeting and saying "GBNF, our angel", mostly people that have never had any connection to him whatsoever. The worst part is the only thing the school has said about it to pupils is "don't talk about the event to strangers who ask (aka journalists)" just before the boy passed away. No word at all since. They just want to cover their arses and presumably the teachers' who wasn't there... it could've happened in a time frame of 10 seconds though, as I said there is a large volume of total idiots in my school. In the toilets two walls have been graffiti'd with massive writing; one saying "____ GBNF" and the other saying "RIP M8". The dead boy is being made out as a wee angel (which I'm sure he wasn't, throwing softballs/practise shot putts around in a class) and the killer an absolute monster. There's a difference between thrusting a blade into or shooting someone and giving them a bit of a roughing up in the heat of the moment following them throwing a ball of heavy/hard description at you.

Poor effort at best, PS3 online usernames contain a maximum of 16 characters without spaces

Was a good joke as well, just unfortunate what has happened. Such a shame for someone so young to die, moreso unnaturally. Feel sorry for the lad that done it right enough, having that resting on his shoulders for the rest of his life, and he's only 14.

The lad's now dead. The real story is the whole PE class were lobbing rubber training shotputts at each other (which is still quite dangerous, they weigh the same), and the lad that died threw one at his, well, killer Somewhat rightly he confronted him and then, wrongly, started punching him in the face, and a few minutes later the boy took a cardiac arrest. Shame for both of them, I guess. Edit: ffs, other reports saying it was softballs being thrown. In any case balls of some unconfirmed description were being chucked about!

Haha, to be fair it was the 2-1 Queen's Park game just after New Year and I had to leave 2 mins early due to the train - was gutted about it, first game I've ever left early Caught the train just in time! Missed the Clyde goal that day as well as my fatass mate always insists on going for a pie at 40 mins

Once ran from inside Broadwood to Croy train station in 8 minutes

Yeah, haha. I'll need to have a look!

A few stories going about regarding it, the main one being the two 3rd years were in PE and one threw a shot putt (full-sized metal one) at the other and he took a cardiac arrest. The usual neds on Facebook saying well done to the wee arsehole culprit!

Poor!